evilbeej: (Cos: Worst Idea Ever)
To (Garth Ranzz, Imra Ardeen, Rokk Krinn), Mekt Ranzz pages: I called Garth a poozer.

... and it *just gets worse*. )
evilbeej: (Bart: Disguise!)
Val Armorr says "Reese's Pieces are my secret weakness."
Bart Allen says "That almost rhymed, Val! :D"
Bart Allen says "It was phoenetically pleasing."
Bart Allen says "You should freestyle."
Val Armorr says "that would only end in pain."
Bart Allen says "Whose?"
Val Armorr says "Everyone's."
Bart Allen says "He in freestyle denial, but I can make it worth his while, and work for Lyle, cuz you invisible, like Lu divisible, we ain't no criminals, subliminal voices match a minimal amount o syllable, you thrillable, my time is billable"
Val Armorr o.o
Bruce Wayne says "..."
Bruce Wayne says "I-I'm... I'm Batman."
Bruce Wayne says "Defense mechanism, sorry."
evilbeej: (Bart: Won't Grow Up)
The Student Union on Brave and the Bold MUSH are going to be running an extremely juvenile smear campaign-- well, it can't really be classed as that anymore, because Lex doesn't have a rep to dirty anymore, omg-- so, okay, an extremely juvenile form of mild but persistent psychological warfare against Lex Luthor.

Dude, the creep just made all the Kryptonians sick and then *stole Batgirl*. THIS MEANS WAR.

So we're gonna be taggin' up cities, going all Andre the Giant Has a Posse, with--

--get this--

LUTHOR/GRODD SLASH.

Here's an example:

Photobucket - Video and Image Hosting

The source image I have prepared for all you brilliant satirists is located at http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e8/thereminboy/propaganda/smear-campaign-blank.jpg -- defile at will! :D
evilbeej: (Cos: We're the LEGION you punk!)

 Your multi-descer holds the following descriptions:
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 apoc bowling cosmicking fifteen holocos incognito khund legioncon lyle pulp robotica steampunk tmk uniform villain

And the descs are here. )



Okay, so there's a lot of recycled bits and repetition. But I wanted to document these somewhere other than on-game. :P A note of explanation-- most of these are plot and/or elseworlds-specific.

evilbeej: (Real Men Wear Eyeliner)

The Henchgirls for Hire just played a show with three other bands here in Aparo Park -- it was a community benefit effort that yes, the bands *did* get paid for, but the rest of the money is going to cleaning up the neighborhood (can you tell a superhero is the HG4H's PR agent?). The show was excellent and drew a pretty amazing crowd, for a nighttime event in one of the more dangerous areas of a dangerous city.

The music finished about an hour ago, and the drunk or tripping kids and stoners are finally trailing out of the area in straggling groups of three and four, headed for god-knows-where, still wearing their concert wristbands and hand stamps.

The only other people left (aside from a couple of cranky-looking rent-a-cops) are a few roadies, the lead singer of Something Else, the drummer from You Look Awful, said drummer's emo girlfriend, some really hardcore fans and groupies, and 'Barbi' Allen, who keeps checking 'her' watch. The musicians are more or less loitering, sitting on the edge of the stage and chatting with the fans.

"Dude," says the drummer to Bart, leaning over, "what the hell are you *waiting* for?"

"My girlfriend to show up," answers Bart cheerfully enough, pushing the Far Side glasses up on his nose and straightening his skirt.

"You have a *girlfriend*?" blinks the drummer.

"Uh, yeah," says the speedster-in-disguise, raising his eyebrows. "Why?"

The drummer's emo girlfriend speaks up, "*I* think it's *cute* that you're so in touch with your feminine side, Allen." Of course, she says this as the drummer's giving Bart a once-over that just screams 'you have to ask why I have to ask?'.

"Okay," says Bart, hopping off the stage, then checking his watch again.

evilbeej: (Glycerine)
Side scene, Gotham, after Jason goes to talk to Lilith Clay. Starring Anarky.

'...Jason. Jason Todd. I need to talk to you. Please.' )
evilbeej: (Bart: It's like this...)
From: Bart Allen <allenb@mail.manchester.k12.al.us>
Subject: Semi-professional query!
Date: May 25, 2005 8:20:19 AM EDT
To: Ray Palmer <rpalmer@ivy.edu>

...wow, this is incredibly awkward.

Hi.

Dr. Faulkner at S.T.A.R. Labs referred me to you, because I asked her if she could get me in touch with anyone in academia that could keep a secret ID under wraps, should a hero decide to pursue a degree with the use of his powers--

Let me start over.

You know me, I'm Impulse, Barry Allen's grandson. I'm graduating high school this June, and most of my friends are going to college. A lot of them want me to go, too, but if there's one thing high school taught me, it's that I can't stand sitting through classes. They make me die a little on the inside!! Seriously - it's incredibly hard for me to learn anything from a lecture when I go on about seven mental tangents per word, and that's on a slow day.

But I really, really, really love learning things. And I'd really like to take advantage of what the university system has to offer. Kon - that's Superboy - told me about online courses, which seem ideal to me... except for one problem. The courses are paced for normal people. What I want to do - well, what I really want to do is completely blow my secret ID, because it's holding me back something fierce, but I can't do that yet - so what I'm /looking/ at doing is trying to work out deals with a few universities so that I can go through, learn, and absorb class material for my chosen majors at *my* pace. I guess it's not such a deal if there's only one side of it, though.

I need your help, Ray. I'm not sure if I /can/ do this without breaking any systems. There's reading libraries-- and well, there's having your work checked over, corrected, and guided toward improvement by someone who knows better. And that's what I'd be missing if I /didn't/ go the university route. I don't want to miss out. I want to *understand* stuff, not just know it, flat facts out of books. I want to be able to be creative with stuff, not just repeat it. But I have *so much time* - if I do things at normal speed, I'm *wasting* time.

I'm sorry - this probably sounds whiny, or like I'm looking to be an exception-- I kind of am. But only because I feel like I'll be able to give more back this way. More time to generate left over, you know? Not that anyone ever stops learning, but--

I really hope you get what I'm trying to say. I really hope you read this.

--BA
evilbeej: (Dooky Cos)
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby hops onto the top of Cos' head.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby says, "Coooooosssss tell me a story."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "OK!"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "This one time? At band camp?"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy kiddings. "I don't play any instruments."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Thom Kallor says, "I don't want to hear where you put your trumpet."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby curls up in a blankie.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy tucks Vi in.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "Once upon a time - because that's how all the best stories begin - there was a little girl with stars in her eyes whose father was a heroic king."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "She had two older sisters - one was thirteen, and a royal terror, and the other was sixteen and breathtakingly beautiful, but very very boring."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "The little girl was ten. She wasn't loud, like her one sister, or lovely, like her other sister. But she had more dreams than the other two had ever even heard of, nevermind /had/, put together."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby big eyes at Cos as she listens. This is a good story.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "One day, she knew, she would be as bright and good and giving as her kindly father."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Thom Kallor says, "Not the BIG EYES! *whimpers*"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "Every night when she went to bed, she'd wish on the North Star, twinkling and glittering like a diamond or a dewdrop in the morning sun. 'I want to grow up to help people, like my daddy. I want to fight monsters and save towns, and glow like the moon when it gets out of bed,' she would wish with all her heart."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "One night,"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "Her royal terror of a thirteen-year-old sister heard her."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "'Oh, Cally,' she said disdainfully, for Calliope was the little girl's name, 'you're too /little/. You'll even be little when you grow /up/. You could never fight monsters.'"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "But Calliope, hurt as she was by her sister's harsh words, knew that it didn't matter how big she was."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby chews on the hem of her blanket as she listens.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Who Wants A Meatshake? Tenzil Kem says, "Jesus Christ I'm actually interested in this now."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "The next night, her other sister came into her room before she wished on the North Star. Her lovely, doe-eyed sister, with the shimmering golden hair and the pale skin like new cream. She came in and sad sadly, 'Oh, Cally. Don't break our dear father's heart by putting yourself in danger. Find a sweet young prince and marry him.'"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Thom Kallor says, "Someone record this. We can play back the holo for Jotin."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "But Calliope, disheartened as she was by her other sister's dire predictions of heartbreak on their father's part, knew that the lovely girl did not speak for their father."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "So the very next night, after making her wishes silently and waiting in bed until the lights in her sisters' rooms across the hall went out - and even a little bit afterwards, just to make sure - Calliope snuck out of her room and through wide dark corridors carpeted thickly in soft red velvet."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Who Wants A Meatshake? Tenzil Kem says, "Velvet carpets. What a preppy bitch."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Brainiac 5 laughs.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "She tiptoed through great halls, through the armory, through rooms of shadowy statues and the disapproving portraits of ancestors, through passages dank with must and creepy with dust and cobwebs..."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "Until she found herself in the kitchen."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Who Wants A Meatshake? Tenzil Kem says, "...fire the maid."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "The bright, warm kitchen, with walls painted a cheery yellow and potted ivy on the windowsills. There, she knew, she would find her father having a laugh and a cold sandwich with the head cook, after a long day of heroic deeds and wearisome politics."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "'What's this?' he said, eyes wide, like a giant in the big wooden chair at the kitchen's table, by the hearth. 'Little Calliope, awake at this hour? What's troubling you, dear heart? Bad dreams? An ache in your belly?' But his sandwich was put down, and his arms held open, ready to gather her in a bearhug."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "But the little girl stood firm in her nightdress, hands clenched into fists and jaw set stubbornly. 'No, no, Da,' she said, voice only wavering a little. 'I'm all right. Only - I wanted to know - can I grow up to be like you? Or will I always be too little, and will you be afraid if I go into danger, to help people, like you do?'"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy omgs. Vi, do I have to finish this?
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Who Wants A Meatshake? Tenzil Kem says, "Yes."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy dammits.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Who Wants A Meatshake? Tenzil Kem wants to know now, damnit.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Who Wants A Meatshake? Tenzil Kem is a sucker for a story.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Thom Kallor grins. :)
-= Legion of Superheroes =- /~*/ Jenni Ognats makes biiiiiig golden eyes at Cos. Finish? Prettyplease?
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Brainiac 5 says, "I'm just waiting for the other shoe to drop and for her to round a corner and run into a massive orgy that ruins her naive and innocent world view for ever."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Who Wants A Meatshake? Tenzil Kem says, "Yes. Let's hear about the orgy."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby just stares desperately at Cos.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "'Come here, my little one; come here. Your heart is big enough for all of your dreams, and mine is strong enough to bear the worry I hold for *all* my daughters,' said the gentle king, folding his littlest daughter into into his arms, holding her close. 'You can be whatever you set your mind to being; you can accomplish any task your heart sets as a course.' He kissed her forehead and set her back down, smiling. 'Now go to bed, dearest.'"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy says, "And that is how the youngest daughter became Queen when her heroic father died, many years later. She had a heart that was big enough to hold the entire kingdom."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby mellllllltls.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby luvs Cos.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- (Not to Roll), Cosmic Boy scritches. "So cute!"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Blooming, Salu Digby sighs happily.
evilbeej: (Parsley Sage)
FLAWS: Reckless, Tactless, Violent, Ultra-Metabolism, Underschooled, Resident Alien, Virulently Anti-Corporate, Infrared, Thinks "Hadouken!" Is Funny, Enemies, Stirring The Pot, Temper, Music Fascist, Really Needs Her Glasses, Power Limitations

PERSONALITY: Generous, Reactionary, Opinionated, Charismatic, Loyal, Enthusiastic, Moody, Aesthete, Sense of Humor, Full of LOVE!!, Takes The Patently Absurd In Stride, Compassionate, Temper

POWERS: Pyrokinesis, Hadouken!!, Climate Control, Iron Stomach

RESOURCES: Jet Courier Service, Xerox Machine, Stratocaster, Double Bass, Regular Hockey Stick, The JCS Team, JetShowerCam.Com, PowerBook, Career Opportunities, Google

SKILLS: Driving, Street Hockey, Independent Publication, Research, Propaganda, Stupid One-Liners, Music-Making, Co-Ed Naked Cooking, Wheeled Sidewalk Navigation, Videogames, Warchalking, Encyclopaedic Modern Music Knowledge, Implausible Hockey-Stick Acrobatics, Fast-Talking

TECHNOLOGY: JCS Stuff, B-13 Upgraded Hockey Stick, Flying Vespa, B-13 Upgraded Remote Control

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