evilbeej: (LSH: Lydda + Rokk)
I don't mi-i-ind other chicks dancin' with my Querl
That's fi-i-ine, his eyes are only on this girl
And I know that in time he'll remember my mind
All these copy-cat girls are just not the right El!
They're not the right El!

Sometimes, I feel I gotta put on teal
And signs, they point to demon boyfriends' deals
But I know if I try, I'll be back in my time
All these copy-cat girls are just not the right El!
They're not the right El!

I know if I die, he'll mourn for an issue
I'll keep all my fans and they'll use up their tissue

I don't mi-i-ind other chicks dancin' with my Querl
That's fi-i-ine, his eyes are only on this girl
And I know that in time he'll remember my mind
All these copy-cat girls are just not the right El!
They're not the right El!
evilbeej: (Cos: Nicked)
house of the lonely son

there was a sci cop stuck on Braal
depowered as can be
his mouth was full of bitter ash
and head all filled with grief

this man was once a Legionnaire
he kept his flight ring close
and when the time came to back them up
he served the Legion's ghost

'oh dyrk, my friend, we will come back'
the Legion's leader swore
'we'll come for you and you shall have
the job you had before'

but months turned into years on Braal
and never did they call
it took so long the sci cop knew
they'd never come at all

so when at last they disappeared
right from the face of time
young magno swallowed all his hope
and grimly battled crime

and then he stood with all the worlds
his Legion had come from
and watched as time unravelled itself
and knew his wait was done.

you writers, tell your characters
to hide their shining eyes
for when a new team takes your place
the best will be downsized.
evilbeej: (LSH: Founders)
Time bubble, time bubble, time bubble
I want to use my time bubble, time bubble, time bubble
I want to use my time bubble
I want to use it when
I need to travel near and far
And need to travel now and then

You say Sci, I say Cop
You say fez, I say mop
You say Grezz, I say Kort, dude
Magnoball was your sport
You should stay an athlete
You say Garth, I say Ranzz
You say Cos, give me a chance!
You say Time, I say Cris-
-es are a load of sprocking nass
In Golden Agers' underpants
Sprock the Trapper and I'll

Time travel, time travel, time travel
I want to use my time bubble, time bubble, time bubble
I want to use my time bubble
I want to use it when
I need to get to where it's safe
And the time is--
Science police will be coming to stay
So you hide all your illegal tech
Brainiac 5
Will be leading the way
So forget Glorith asked about Brek
Ferro Lad, Valor, Rond!
Time bubble race, time bubble race, time bubble race
Time bubble, time bubble, time bubble
I want to use my time bubble
Time bubble time bubble time bubble time bubble
I. want. a. time. bubble. RACE.

(tardis sounds)

HEY

You say Jacques, I say Norg
You say Blok, I say morgue
Dream Girl, I say beat it Thom
You never knew what to do with her anyway.
You say Val, I say kick
Lightning Lord? What a dick
Daxamites! I say grife 'cause
I don't want Vril Dox to cure me if
Damn Glorith's on a power trip
All I wanna do is

Time travel (yeah) time travel (hey) time travel
I want to use my time bubble, time bubble, time bubble
I want to use my time bubble
I want to use it when
I need to get to where it's safe
And the time is way back then
evilbeej: (Bart: COLD EEE)

as i was out a-walkin' in the dark and misty wood
i met a woman hunting and i knew her aim was good
as witnessed by the animals she'd taken for her prize
and hurriedly i ran to hide myself then from her eyes

i didn't hear a single sound arising from the brush
so silently she stalked the ground through branches full and lush
and when she came upon me hiding deep within a cleft
"hello!" she cried, a-laughing at me, dignity bereft.

as i was out a-calling on my friends along the road
i met a man familiar as all the winds that blowed
he sidled on beside me with a knowing little grin
but never could i place him 'til "hello!" he said again

and still was i mistaken as to who this man could be
so thought i that his sister a-hunting i had seen
i said that i had never seen such twins as were the two
he laughed again and told me that my guessing days were through

the goddess of the wild hunt had caught me in a chase
this twin that i conversed with now was but her other face
beyond the old divisions that humanity employs
this archetype beseeched me to let go and enjoy

so sing you i this story as we sit around the fire
we'll have another round of drinks and mock the world entire
and then we'll toast to fallen friends and friends we've yet to make
and choose to live our triumphs just as loud as our mistakes

evilbeej: (Default)
This was freestyled. It is a rap about Ray Kowalski's pet turtle on PI, lo these many moons ago. It had a hatred of all life.

PLEASE KILL THE TURTLE )
evilbeej: (Who: Curiosity!)
So you'll be a Whovian novelist,
Imagining a plot that mangles time
And defines all Earthly existence
You'll be imagining a plot that mangles time.

On rent that you begged from your parents,
To your girlfriend your excuses are transparent
You'd rather sit there and go out of your mind
While you're imagining a plot that mangles time.

Companions chosen, and Doctor's actor set
And the antagonist is well-developed malice
There's drama, and comedy and love
And the awful injoke puns you're not above

You start off the tale with a flourish
With the TARDIS, in space, whirling like a dervish--
A chase, a capture, romance, fighting crime,
And incidentally, a plot that mangles time.

You're pacing now, chewing your pen
All the scheming has to bear fruit in the end
And history must once more take its course
(With or without an eighteenth-century horse.)

So you'll be a Whovian novelist,
Imagining a plot that mangles time
And defines all Earthly existence
You'll be imagining a plot that mangles time.

Lungbarrow

Apr. 17th, 2007 03:00 am
evilbeej: (Default)
I'm entirely sure I'm the only person in the world who sees the word 'Lungbarrow' and automatically starts filking Moonshadow.

Never fails.

I'm being haunted by a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.
Rotting and a-sulking in a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.

And if it ever gets my soul, or my will, but mostly soul,
Oh, if it ever gets my soul, ohhhh ohhhh
I won't have to fight no more.

And if it ever eats my friends, my companions (to the end),
Oh if it ever eats my friends, ohhhh ohhhh
I won't have to love no more.

And if it ever steals my hat, or my brolly, fancy that
If it ever steals my hat, ohhhh ohhhh
I won't tip it any more.

I'm being haunted by a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.
Rotting and a-sulking in a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.

Etc etc ad nauseam.

Yeesh.
evilbeej: (Gina DC)
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started

Get this RP started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for a piece of the fight
Postin' on the b-board with what happens next
We'll be lookin' flashy with our ANSI'd-up text
I got lotsa style packed into every pose
The plot'll take you with it, wherever it goes

I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started

Pumpin' up the action, breakin' down to the words
It's so damn exciting because we're all nerds
Half the scene is freakin' but they're havin' a blast
Then the emit shows up and they're kickin' my ass
I love lulling players, then wiggin' them out
Interwoven detail is what it's all about

I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
Get this RP started

After I'm connected I go out on the grid
All my players +join me and I blow off the lid
Treating DC's timeline like it's Pandora's Box
Gettin' my emitters to dole out the shocks
I'm co-ordinating, so if you're confused
Let me point you at all the sources I used

I'm loggin' on, I'm loggin' on, I'm loggin'
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
Get this RP started right now
Get this RP started
evilbeej: (Gina DC)
I'll have pictures when I'm not too hungry to consider uploading them. Yes, Kitty, she says hello back and gives hugs, I'll pass them on properly when next I see you. Yes, there's more cool stuff to buy than you can shake a stick at. Yes, tonight I'm ghosting because I got to the hotel too late to register, but the filkers are nice and don't mind if I'm there. Plus YAY JON AND MERAV! Plus you -know- it's been a long time since you got your first cellphone if you don't remotely recognise the number when someone shows it to you, saved in their TOTALLY JAMES BOND WATCH-PDA. Plus, you know when you've been hanging out in the Filk Cave at a con if Jennifer Saunders' version of "Holding Out For a Hero" comes up on your iPod and you're singing along at the top of your lungs, "Doo-ooo-oooooooo you need a hero? Dial 'H' for a hero who will fight your fights! You don't know what you'll get, like with life or chocolate, but the powers they've got will be right!"
evilbeej: (Cos: 3boot)
'The Legion Fen Waltz'

Come along Lydda and Drura and Brek,
Bring all the Subs though they're pains in the neck.
Pack up the cruiser and bring lots of food--
If you luck out you'll see Jan in the nude!

Chorus:
Twelve thousand, half-million, million and more
Camped outside Fortress Lad's big double doors
Everyone knows that we're Legionnaires all
So long as we live here the Legion won't fall!

The Legion's a symbol, a team, and a show;
So wear it, and follow, and watch as they go.
They'll fight for our right not to die in some war,
And fight with each other; they're never a bore!

(Chorus)

The sci-cops ignore us, 'cause what can they do?
Arrest the whole plaza, stick us in a zoo?
Our heroes are stressed so we help when we can--
We're the best damn distraction since Ken's...number Gans?!

(Chorus)

So come let's go watch all the Legionnaires fly
While fen who live elsewhere wipe tears from their eyes
If Dream Girl obfuscates and Star Boy proves blunt?
They'll go with our toast: freedom, friendship, and frunt!

(Chorus x2)

Original: 'Witnesses' Waltz' (c) 1983 Leslie Fish
Lovingly and respectfully mutilated
by Gina DC, Continuity Cop.
evilbeej: (Cos: Splodey!!)
You can call me Postboot Rokk
My best friends always turn around and break my heart
And DnA erased our minds
And now my team is stuck adrift in time

I'm tired
Like Brainy was tired
Too old for this but I'm keeping on
I feel wise
Like a fool feels wise
And I don't get to socialize
Gotta put in for my vacation
And play a game of magnoball.

I'm a mess
Since Kid Quantum's thong
But Live Wire's arm keeps me company
I'm a fright
With my bitter smile
Those with sense all run away from me
Gotta find new friends to hang with
'Cause you two forgot about me--!

You can call me Postboot Rokk
My best friends always turn around and break my heart
And DnA erased our minds
And now my team's adrift in time

Damn!
It was sweet
Like treason is sweet
But I just turned out to be mind-controlled
I just plan
With my life on hold
Hoping you won't need me again
There's a whole new group of trainees
Waiting to be used by you

You can call me Postboot Rokk
My best friends always turn around and break my heart
And DnA erased our minds
And now my team's adrift in time

Valor, Frunt, Koko and Chu
These are the things that I taught to you
Timelines, Trapper, Jenni Ognats
We're lost in the stream and it's driving us bats-- AAAAAAAAAHHH!

I am Mister Postboot Rokk
My best friends always break my heart
And DnA erased our minds
God knows when we'll get airtime
evilbeej: (Cos: SW6)
***This is to be done to the tune and beat of Eminem's song 'Without Me'.***

Two Legionnaire girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Two Legionnaire girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

I've eaten a monster
And nobody wants ta eat space whale at all
Except me and it tastes nasty
Well if you want Ultra then that's what it takes, savvy?
And then you'll be badder than any space navy


This looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Because it's time to save the whole UP
The Legion ain't right without Ultra Me

x2

Little villains
Thugs flyin and stealin
Kidnap and zap all the citizens they can
They start realizin prison is worthless
Until we send their nass to Takron Galtos

A Legionary
The Legion is wary
Careful what they do cuz results vary

A Flight Ring
I have to fight things
That might bite where-there-ain't-no-light things

Sometimes disaster
Comes on faster
Than Ultra powers can meet to master

Testing: The Ultra Speed
A feat from meat instead of weed
If you want one power send for me!


Yeah this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Because it's time to save the whole UP
The Legion ain't right without Ultra Me

x2

Rocket or sprock it
In my pocket
I got more power than your whole docket
I'm Ultra and you can't even mock it
Make me go flash vision and melt your sprockin head

Imra Ardeen
You psycho beauty queen
You don't even know who you want to make hardeen
Play my head
Like I'm made of legos
Serve you right if it got you preggo

Brin Londo
You think you're James Bond, oh?
You're a Wolverine ripoff in search of a ho
That ain't Tinya
One touch and I skin ya
Wipe up some nass with a rag that's been ya!

And Winema
You need an enema
You act like some kinda horror cinema
You're kinda hot
But holy grife
You're daughter's hotter and she's my wife!


Oh this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Because it's time to save the whole UP
The Legion ain't right without Ultra Me

x2

Jo Nah Nah Nah Nah,
Jo Nah Nah Nah Nah,
Jo Nah Nah Nah Nah,
Jo Nah Nah Nah!

***

...please don't kill me.

-Jo
evilbeej: (Cos: No Time For Subtlety)
Oh. My. Grife. Lyle? Look at her hair.
It is so blonde. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those Brainiac 5 girls.
But, y'know, who understands Brainiac 5? *scoff*
He only talks to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her hair, is just so blonde. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so yellow, it's like,
what the sprock, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... blonde!

I like blonde chix and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a great big rack
Balanced blonde hair down her back
You get sprung, gotcha wood like steel
'Cause you notice those tits is real
Wonder Twins in the shirt she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
So your lack of brains don't bore me
On my wall, racks and hair, make me so horny

Ooh, Head-o-blonde-hair,
You say you wanna get in my lab?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't no brown-haired groupie
I've seen them workin'
Hell with them urchins
She's strong, strong,
Got it goin' wearin' just a thong
I'm tired of holovids
Sayin' diversity in my crib
I'm the only one you should ever ask
What kinda blonde I want with that
So, Legion! (Yeah!) Legion! (Yeah!)
Has your chick set up us the blonde? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'er to hit it! (Hit it!) Hit it! (Hit it!)
Sprockin', I'd hit that!
Baby got BLONDE!
Baby got BLONDE!

I like 'em stacked, and big
Not wearin' goddamn wigs
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a Terran
Now here's my error
You're like my mother
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout new toys
'Cause silicone parts go in androids
I want 'em platinum and juicy
So find that bright-haired double
Dox-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a look in that Hubble
So I'm lookin' at kinky holos
Watchin' these brunettes fightin' like Jo
They all jones green man-ho
But they can all mack on Lobo
A word to the blonde built sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *sprock*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm never sprockin' wrong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna make lotsa green babies {Yeah!}
Then bleach your hair! Grow it out!
Even brunette-daters gotta shout:
Baby got BLONDE!

Baby got BLONDE!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, style ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6? Heh, only if she's blonde.


...ah god...one more verse to go...
evilbeej: (Cos: Heeeeeyyy...)
He'll twist your frickin head off and cause you lots of pain! / He'll go invulnerable so you cannot hurt his brain, even if you strain! / Switch from speed to strength, he's got the power ultra! / He'll drink and beat you up, livin la vida Jo Nah!
evilbeej: (Cos: Heeeeeyyy...)
"Shiki the Squealer"

Folks, now here's the story 'bout Shiki the Squealer,
She had no clue she was a heart-stealer,
She was the roughest, toughest Kwai,
But Shiki had a set o' come-hither eyes.

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

Now, she learned the lingo from this guy, Wildfire,
And he taught her words you don't learn in a choir.
He took her over for a roll in the clover,
Got outta his bodysuit and told her to bend over.

Now, what you don't know's the thing about Drakey,
His wild-fire body means he got an antimatter snakey.
He wanted to get him some sweet Lonestar thang
But the second they touched, they was out with a bang!

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

Poor Shiki, poor Shiki, poor Shiki.

With apologies to Irving Mills, Clarence Glaskill, and Cab Calloway.
evilbeej: (Alistaire Banana)
The Bordertown Waltz
(written by Gina Donahue, performed by the Configurations)

Came morning you found me here with a suitcase
Some books, a few records, old clothes and new face
I'm leaving today and I'm not looking back at this place

As long as you've known me you always could tell
That passing for normal's my own private hell
I'm headed for parts where existing's a jubilant yell

O Borderland city you dance with delight
You bless us and keep us and sing all the night

I heard, to find Bordertown, there's but one way:
Belief and desire and more than one day
Will take you from hopelessly lost to that city so fey

The afternoon sped me; I made no goodbyes
Can't stop me -- I'll deck 'em if anyone tries
I'm leaving for home and ahead of me I've got clear skies

With light heart and fleet feet and stars in my eyes
I'm bound for the Border to shed my disguise
The weight of the World has been heaved but without heaving sighs

O Borderland city you dance with delight
You bless us and keep us and sing all the night
The weight of the World has been heaved but without heaving sighs

Hahahaha.

Apr. 16th, 2003 07:24 pm
evilbeej: (Parsley Sage)
"Got Karma?"
--Road Show Rockers

Woah, oh yeah.
Yeah, pick it up.
One, two, three, four--

Can't help feeling like I'm weighing you down
Maybe feeling like that's just goin' round
'Cause I know you got no problems with me
And I know there's just no place I'd rather be

But I worry all the time
You say I worry too much
And I try to keep from botherin' you
Or needing a crutch

Woah-oh oh.
Woah-oh oh.
Insecurity can give you the blues, baby
Insecurity can give you the blues
Woah-oh oh, yeah.

The world around me shatters; you're always there
If I had no one to talk to, I wouldn't have a prayer
Look it's true I'm not as needy as they come
But there's always someone better; I'll still be undone

So I worry all the time
That I will soon prove too much
It leaks out in conversation
You say you're not a crutch

Woah-oh oh.
Woah-oh oh.
Insecurity can give you the blues, baby
Insecurity can give you the blues
Woah-oh oh, yeah.

The more I obsess about this, the worse that I get
Spendin' all my time just wonderin' if I'm there yet
I can't think about the way I need to spill to you
Without thinking that I'm tiresome; God, what do I do?

I can try to stop the worrying
Believe I'm not too much
I can trust you'll let me know
If I use you as a crutch

Woah-oh oh.
Woah-oh oh.
Working through my insecurity, baby
Working it all out, it'll be better now, baby
Counting on you if you're counting on me
You know better and we--
Woah-oh oh.
Woah-oh oh, oh.
Woah-oh oh.
Woah-oh oh, yeah.
You know better and we'll never
Never sever over ever needing a hand
Can remember I was there and you understand
Woah-oh oh.
Woah-oh oh.
Woah-oh oh, yeah.
Oh yeah, woah-oh, oh yeah
Woah-oh oh.
Oh yeah.

Break it on down.
evilbeej: (Cheerfully Obscene)
Dance, deadly ninja, dance
And angst and fight away in rhythm with your breaking heart
Dance, Kitty darling, dance
You mustn't once forget a hero has to play the part
Whirl, Pryde who goeth, whirl
And just ignore the chair that's empty since he left the show
This is your moment, girl
Although he's not right there admiring you where'er you go
Once you said his love must wait its turn
You wanted angst instead
I guess that's your concern
We live and learn
And love is gone, Shadowkitten, gone
So on with your career, you can't afford a backward glance
Fight on and on and on
A thousand people here entrust their lives to you
So fight's all you can do
So Kitty you must dance,
Dance, dance!

Once you said his love must wait its turn
You wanted angst instead
I guess that's your concern
We live and learn
And love is gone, Shadowkitten, gone
So on with your career, you can't afford a backward glance
Fight on and on and on
A thousand people here entrust their lives to you
So fight's all you can do
So Kitty you must dance,
Dance, dance!

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