This is one of them.
From Divisions and Precisions:
Hee. I like Guppy. Guppy is good. Guppy makes fun of stupid MUSHers by posting their stupidity for the world to see. You should go read Guppy, a.k.a. Roxy, as below:Kitiara says "Oh I compleatly agree that there would be such but it can be helped alot by posture and having a toned back. At least at Dcup (: Oh no, Kit has 5 dex. But then agen, shifters break physics constantly. Its shifter magic (:"Hee. Magic shifter breasts. Not only is "Kitiara" nigh-illiterate, Kitiara is someone who has clearly never had breasts. Ever. My guess is the player is an adolescent male.
Roxy says "Magic shifter breasts."
Kitiara says "A bulit is unsoakable by the human body, just goes right in and you get messed up... Garou in homid, oww bounced off my tummy. (:"
Roxy says "Honestly, I think you're really off-base with the breast thing. Supernatural or not... you ought to have the back pains from hell."
Posted by Lisa at December 7, 2000 10:21 AM
Boom. Thanks for playing.
Charisma 2, Manipulation (Persuasive) 4, Appearance 2
Perception 3, Intelligence 3, Wits (One Step Ahead) 4
Alertness 3, Awareness 1, Brawl 2, Dodge 2, Intimidation 2, Leadership 1, Subterfuge 2
Drive 1, Firearms 3, Stealth 2, Survival 1
Academics 1, Enigmas 2, Investigation 2, Linguistics (Welsh, Latin, Enochian, Hebrew) 4, Medicine 1, Mage Lore 1, Hermetic Lore 1
Entropy 1, Forces 3, Prime 2
Avatar 3, Ally (Sister: Verbena) 1, Contact (Cardiff PD) 1, Contact (Renate, ex-girlfriend on good terms) 1
Resonance (Static) 1
Merits: Gall 2, Eidetic Memory 2, Light Sleeper 1, Common Sense 1, Concentration 1
Flaws: Addiction (Caffeine, Nicotine) 2, Compulsive Speech 1, Hard of Hearing 1, Cursed (Coffee always sucks) 1, Offensive to Animals 1
Dude, the creep just made all the Kryptonians sick and then *stole Batgirl*. THIS MEANS WAR.
So we're gonna be taggin' up cities, going all Andre the Giant Has a Posse, with--
Here's an example:
The source image I have prepared for all you brilliant satirists is located at http://i36.photobucket.com/albums/e8/
I have looked up down and sideways on the intarwubs for this source image.
IT'S NOT LEFT ANYWHERE.
In case anyone forgets which image I mean, the clearest and biggest derivative hack I've been able to find can be seen here on Flickr.
I -- for reasons that will become clear soon -- *really need that source image*. Preferably 300px wide or larger.
Please! Please? Anyone?
1) Make list of how various people died, and who's still alive, in Glorithverse
2) Make list of hypertimelines we have seen/want to see
3) Make list of calendar events in 31st century
4) Rewrite oath to fit constitution perfectly
5) Nail down plot threads & who's dealing with what
6) Make post on fallout/aftereffects
7) Schedule Helen Highwater
8) Fit Future timeline with/against global timeline
9) Interlac submission
10) Make people finish apps
11) Finish Lydda app
12) Get more people to app :D
2) Apparition, Triad
3) Leviathan (d), Invisible Kid, XS, Chameleon, Kid Quantum I (d)
4) Brainiac 5, Spark
5) Andromeda, Shrinking Violet, Kinetix
6) Superboy (hon)
7) Star Boy, Gates
8) M'Onel, Ultra Boy, Element Lad
9) Magno, Umbra, Sensor
11) Kid Quantum II, Karate Kid
14) Bouncing Boy
15) Shikari, Timber Wolf, Gear
16) Polar Boy
17) I-45 (hon), Supergirl (Cygnus, voted in later as such)
18) Dreamer, Superman (hon)
19) Matter-Eater Lad, Fortress Lad (hon)
20) Sun Boy
22) Impulse (hon)
Your multi-descer holds the following descriptions:
apoc bowling cosmicking fifteen holocos incognito khund legioncon lyle pulp robotica steampunk tmk uniform villain
( And the descs are here. )
Okay, so there's a lot of recycled bits and repetition. But I wanted to document these somewhere other than on-game. :P A note of explanation-- most of these are plot and/or elseworlds-specific.
The Henchgirls for Hire just played a show with three other bands here in Aparo Park -- it was a community benefit effort that yes, the bands *did* get paid for, but the rest of the money is going to cleaning up the neighborhood (can you tell a superhero is the HG4H's PR agent?). The show was excellent and drew a pretty amazing crowd, for a nighttime event in one of the more dangerous areas of a dangerous city.
The music finished about an hour ago, and the drunk or tripping kids and stoners are finally trailing out of the area in straggling groups of three and four, headed for god-knows-where, still wearing their concert wristbands and hand stamps.
The only other people left (aside from a couple of cranky-looking rent-a-cops) are a few roadies, the lead singer of Something Else, the drummer from You Look Awful, said drummer's emo girlfriend, some really hardcore fans and groupies, and 'Barbi' Allen, who keeps checking 'her' watch. The musicians are more or less loitering, sitting on the edge of the stage and chatting with the fans.
"Dude," says the drummer to Bart, leaning over, "what the hell are you *waiting* for?"
"My girlfriend to show up," answers Bart cheerfully enough, pushing the Far Side glasses up on his nose and straightening his skirt.
"You have a *girlfriend*?" blinks the drummer.
"Uh, yeah," says the speedster-in-disguise, raising his eyebrows. "Why?"
The drummer's emo girlfriend speaks up, "*I* think it's *cute* that you're so in touch with your feminine side, Allen." Of course, she says this as the drummer's giving Bart a once-over that just screams 'you have to ask why I have to ask?'.
"Okay," says Bart, hopping off the stage, then checking his watch again.
Closer, closer...there's a moment or two where Lyle has to duck as someone...he's not sure who, wings a water balloon right in his path, not knowing he's there. He's been taking each step slowly, trying not to let the foot-shaped impressions in the grass appearing quickly give him away. However, he's forgotten about that magnetic scan trick of Rokk's, which locates Invisible Kid's position...just behind the Braalian, hand right over the bag of ammunition. What he says next comes out as a whisper barely heard above the commotion, save for some words. "...they...protection? Krinn...considerate."
Idly from somewhere beneathe the leaves. A thin cord of some sort of highly flexible polymer is set into place. Vi pull pull pulls back on it and then launches a water balloon right to Cos.
Lyle Norg whispers "Are they for my protection? Krinn, that is so considerate."
Balanced-Lu stumbles forward a bit as she tries to turn out of the way of the balloon. It strikes her in the back, spreading a wet-spot across her camoflauge uniform. Putting her fingers to her lips, she whistles for her sisters and shouts out, "Form up on Cos! Protect the rest of the ammo."
Kinetix smiles, watching the commotion from above and mutters mostly to herslef, "That's right... form ranks around your precious supply of ammunition... just a little closer... " This could go like most Zoe schemes and either backfire or work out wonderfully. Which will it be? All in the fullness of time.
And just as Vi is launching at Cos, and Cos is discovering Lyle right behind him, he's turning around to catch his invisible teammate and GIVE him the balloon he has for him - like as in grab, smish, Vi's balloon hits the back of Cos' head and sets him offbalance, and it explodes *PLAFSH* and the one he's trying to mish into Lyle explodes *FLISSH* and Cos tumbles into Lyle and this is all pretty much instantaneous and they're headed for actually falling on top of the bag of ammunition--
Caught off guard, having taken to one stance to protect himself from Cosmic Boy's incoming arsenal, he wasn't expecting Rokk to get hit and stumble forward, so Lyle is figuratively caught with his pants down, as Rokk careens into the black-clad Legionnaire's form, sending them both toppling, Cos on top of Lyle, into the bag of water balloons, sending off a flurry of soggy explosions, leaving them both sopping wet in the process.
On his back, Lyle just looks straight into Cos' baby blues. "It's never 'by halves' with you, is it?"
"What?" She looks from Wowbagger to Jo and then back again. "Now just wait a minute...." She's the only one allowed to call her husband a squaj. She married him, her right. She has DIBS. "Whatever you are, just who do you think you are?" Every convention has to have a token jerk. "Come on, Jo. We don't have to listen to this." See. The High Road.
"Yeah..." Jo says, looking Wowbagger up and down. He waits, though. Standing there. Thinking that over. "Sorry you feel that way..." he says to the man. And then one of his fists go right into Wowbagger's jaw. Hard. It happens so fast it's impossible to stop it, really.
The high road, the low road -- they both lead to Rome. Wowbagger goes SAILING back toward the ramp of his ship, and it's a testament to his resilience that he's neither dead nor unconscious. He didn't come to pick a fight, so he merely picks himself up, rubbing his dislocated jaw, glaring back over his shoulder at Jo and Tinya. And then back up the ramp he goes.
"Wow. Didn't think I hit him that hard." Jo says academically, as if it was no big deal at all. He kind of grins, proud of himself. But then Tinya hasn't put in her two cents yet.
Tinya blinks as the man goes flying backwards. She blinks at Jo and then watches as the Infinite whatshisface walks back to his ship as if nothing at all had just happened. Tinya grabs Jo's hand and begins to pull him away. "I can't believe it, that's all he wanted to do? Just insult you?" She shakes her head and begins muttering underneath her breath, none if very lady-like. "Still, you shouldn't have hit him. Hopefully he won't file any assault charges...."