evilbeej: (Pete: DO YR HWK)
Pete sings, "Comet! It makes your mouth turn green! Comet! It tastes like gasoline! Comet, it makes you vomit, so get some Comet and vomit today!"
Pete says, "Lincoln, Lincoln, I been thinkin'-- what the heck've you been drinkin'? Looks like water, tastes like wine, OH MY GOSH it's turpentine!"
Piotr smiles. --> There was a boy named Billy, but now he is no more, for what he thought was H2O, was H2SO4!
Scott sings, "They say that in the Army/The drinks are mighty fine/They say they give you water/It tastes like turpentine!
Scott says, "Oh, I have had enough of Army life!/Gee ma, I wanna go.../Hey ma, I gotta go.../Gee ma, I wanna go HOME!"
Jubilee says, "The doughnuts that they give you, they say they're mighty fine, but one rolled off a table and killed a friend of mine! --oh, I don't wanna go to Girl Scout Camp; etc. ;)"

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