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And dammit, UMass... what, five? Six hour drive? I could swing it. I COULD.

Humans vs. Zombies at UMass on Halloween!!

Shit.

Jun. 13th, 2007 03:43 pm
evilbeej: (Bart: A-skeered!)


I... I'm at work. And normally we joke about getting zombies on the phone. You know, it's tech support.

But fuck.

THEY'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO DROOL BLOOD INTO THEIR KEYBOARDS AND THEN ASK US HOW TO GET IT OUT. And if we--

--well at least we could honestly tell them there are no brains here.

But dammit, when we send out bills, OUR ADDRESS IS ON THEM. Luckily the colo has a *lot* of cages. We'll have to boot the servers out. Thankfully there's enough frozen food here to last at least a little while, and Asia brought in approximately an industrial pallet of spaghetti-o's in, yesterday.

Okay. Update later. When I figure out why I only ever brought in FAKE PLASTIC weaponry. And how to mod nerf guns to shoot the undead effectively.

...fuck.

evilbeej: (Dooky Gina)
Amanda and Thursday singing, with the High Hoo-Bah of the Local Elks Club joining in on the last line.

A: Cold skin-- I don't think I can do this.
No pulse-- why didn't I die with you?
Never again will I be warm within
[T. enters]
Our hearts, both cold and dead, are kin.
[A. gasps, seeing him.]

A: Thursday, your skin will hang in tatters...
[Whilst T. sings, A. sniffs & makes a disgusted sound]
T: Darling, our love is all that matters!
A: Uch! Stench! You keep your rotting hands off me!
T: Hey, Amanda, at least I sing in key..!

T: Undead, my love is still undying
My heart, it never did stop crying
Forever (unless there ain't no walking dead)
I'll be trying [cough/mutter] to-get-you-into-bed.

[A. sings utterly tonelessly and grossed out beyond compare]
A: Zombie, your body's decomposing.
One sneeze, you'll never get a nosering.
Forever (or until the end of time)
I'll be trying...
[Captain Elkbah joins in here]
TO MAKE YOUR KIND A CRIME!
evilbeej: (sandy)
ZOMBIES!! )

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