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Good morning!
At work:
Harold walks in.
"Hi!" I say. He glares. "I stole your parking spot."
He glares again. "I /know/."
"Hee!"
He glares /more/. "I would've keyed your car, but you'd never have noticed."
TRUE STORY.
Harold walks in.
"Hi!" I say. He glares. "I stole your parking spot."
He glares again. "I /know/."
"Hee!"
He glares /more/. "I would've keyed your car, but you'd never have noticed."
TRUE STORY.