OOC-PI: The Good That Hurts

[evilbeej]

Jane thinks Bush is going to drop hundreds of thousands of bombs on Iraq, harming the planet severely. Then he's gonna stand in the crater and, when the Earth tries to heal itself, absorb all the energy into himself to become a demigod.
Pete Wisdom ooooos.
Junkyard says "Sephibush?"
Jane says "Exactly. He's already borrowed from Bush Sr. and Hitler, why not the arch-villain of FFVII?"
Pete Wisdom LAUGHS.
Tracey chokes!
Tracey says "Bushiroth!"
Jane says "Da da da daaaa!"
Tracey says "The one-winged Dubya."
Sephibush says, "Cloud... you have misunderestimated me."
Pete Wisdom apps Bushiroth.
Jane says "One-winged ***hole."
Jane DIES!
Tracey dies!
Bush, "As you can see, my young apprentice, your friends have failed. Now witness the firepower of this fully operational space station."
Hawksmoor says "Battle station."
"I SYNIBUSH! I HUNGER! I LIVE!"
Pete Wisdom laughs helplessly.
Pete Wisdom flail.
Holmes snerks.
Jane | Princess Leia says, "North Korea. The warheads are in North Korea." "Excellent. Prepare assault upon Iraq." "But you said--!" "You're far too trusting, your highness. The universe must see a full demonstration of our power."
Stan thinks that George Bush Jr should host a huge fighting tournament as an excuse to drain the battle auras of the victors to increase the strength of his psycho power.
Hawksmoor dies at THAT one.
Pete Wisdom LAAAAUGHS
Jane wants to see Colin Powell throw a spear across the battlefield and dedicate the war to Bush.
Tracey CHOKES! at Stan.
Colin Powell throws a spear at Saddam. "GET OVER HERE!"
Jane laughs!
Pete Wisdom drops the 4077's latrine on the White House.
Holmes says "Unfortunately, this war is not any of those. This war is Earthbound. It makes no freaking sense."
Colin Powell uppercuts Saddam. Voiceover, "EXCELLENT!" Voiceover2, "Tooooasty!"
Pete Wisdom /damns/.
Hans Blix says, "It's official! You suck!"
Holmes says "Bush: Bring me Chirac's autograph on an eraser! ...oh, well, that thing about the eraser? It doesn't have to be an eraser. You can just get an autograph on anything. I'd take an autograph on toilet paper if need be..."
Tracey | "Sir! We're picking something up on radar!" "SCUD missiles?" "Not exactly, sir..." Draco: "RAAWWWRRRR!"
Junkyard says "Master Bush: The Mani Mani statue has already been sent to Iraq!"
Holmes high-fives Junk. Yes. Mani Mani.
Junkyard says "Blue, Blue."
Junkyard says "Blue, Blue, Bush, Bush."
Tracey tries to laugh quietly so the SO can continue sleeping.
Holmes says "Mr. Rumsfeld Village. We all Mr. Rumsfeld! Doing!"
Jane | Bush Sr. says "He is a perfect clone of me in every detail, but one-eigth my size!"
US Marines storm the secret bunker in which all intelligence reports state Saddam is hiding. They blast the doors, moving in. Hans Moleman, "Matlock?"
Jane | Mini-Bush pinky-lips!
Tracey HOWLS!!
Stan says "Ew."
Erik says "YOU ARE ALL MORAL COWARDS"
Erik has disconnected!
Jane giggles.
Tracey | Bush says, "Bring out our secret weapon!" "MAKE his MONSTER GROOOOWWWWW!"
Jane spit-takes!
Pete Wisdom /grins/.
Bush, "CHARIZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!"
Charizard, moving to Canada.
Jane | Bush shouts, "AND I'LL FORM THE HEAD!"
Tracey DIES DIES DIES!
SSJ3Bush, "KAMEHAMEHA!"
Tracey | "TETSUO!" "DUBYYYAAAA!"
Jane | Bush says "For great justice!"
Junkyard says "No Mr. Hussein, I expect you to die."
Centauri says, "The Iraqi conflict is actually a test to see who will be the savior of the galaxy."
"Greetings, Warfighter! You have been selected to battle Xur and the forces of ambiguously defined terrorism!"
"Racer J is actually Bush Racer's brother who ran away from home."
Saddam puts on glasses. "My name is Clark. Please leave me alone."
Hussein says, "Psst. It is I. Saddam." *lowers glasses conspiratorily*
National Guardsman Optimus Prime says "It's the end of the line, Bushatron."
Jane says "No, no. The first Bush was bushatron. This one is Galvabush. He's back, and an even bigger nutjob than ever."
Al Gorescream says, "I've been elected President of the Decepticons!"
Galvabush transforms into a cannon. "The electoral college says different!" blasts Gorescream to dust.
Jeremy says "Hey, Galvatron was voiced by Leonard Nimoy; I'd follow him ;>"
Stan says "Starscream was voiced by Lao Tzu, fabled author of the Tao te Ching and philosopher."
Pete Wisdom | Dick Turgidson: "I think we should look at this from the military point of view. I mean, supposing Saddam stashes away some big bomb, see. When they come out in a hundred years they could take over... In fact, they might even try an immediate sneak attack so they could take over our mineshaft space... I think it would be extremely naive of us, Mr. President, to imagine that these new developments are going to cause any change in terrorist policy. I mean, we must be... increasingly on the alert to prevent them from taking over other mineshaft space, in order to breed more prodigiously than we do, thus, knocking us out in superior numbers when we emerge! Mr. President, we must not allow... a mine shaft gap!"
Jeremy begins:

In AD 2003 war was beginning
*explosions*
Saddam: What happen?
Iraqi Tech #1: Someone set up us the bomb.
Iraqi Tech #2: We get signal.
Saddam: What?? Main screen turn on... it's YOU!
Bush: How are you gentlemen?
Bush: All your bases are belong to U.S.
Bush: You have no chance to survive make your time. Ha ha ha.
Tracey HOWLS! All your bases are belong to U.S.
Thor Turgidson says, "We cannot afford a Ginnunga-gap!"


Oh god I inhaled Vanilla Coke. Okay that's enough of this.