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evilbeej ([personal profile] evilbeej) wrote2002-09-13 04:03 am

911 operator: open the bottle, sir...open the bottle. and don't worry, sir...it's a twist-off.

Right. There needs to be a Project Infinity MUX musical. I keep saying it, and I say it again. There desperately does.

In a whole other world that seems only tangentially related to the one I spend most of my time in, I could either go back to Net Access' tech support call center making eleven or twelve dollars an hour with benefits and have a net connection at work but deal with morons all the time, or I could hand in my application for salaried Assistant Manager of the Body Shop, still at the damn Rockaway Mall. But less stress and more money. And benefits.

Decisions, decisions.

The only empire I'm interested in is my own: the empire of Invisible Man the First.
Which Extraordinary Gentleman are you?