ZOMG! Remote psychic seduction!!! O.O

[evilbeej]

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Dude.

WTF!

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WTF!!!!

Comments

[tarotchan.livejournal.com]

well.... awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwlllll righty then.. CRAZY

[ahumblepen.livejournal.com]

...uh.

[dvandom.livejournal.com]

And you know it's quality because the word "Pro" is in the names!

You know, I just read through Allen Ginsberg's "Howl", and it was less trippy than that ad.

P.S. I was reading Howl so I could write beat poetry done by a Transformer, I am such a turbo-geek. Turbo-geek PRO.