Chibi Breaking Heart -- for Sei and Holmes

[evilbeej]

I'm not real, but if I were,
I'd be falling for this one guy here!
He'd be way too busy but I wouldn't learn
To see love standing right there next to me.
But then one day I'd see the light
After guy the second got into a fight
Because clearly anyone can see
That brains are stupid and it's brawn for me!

Who needs intellect when you've got claws?
Who needs brilliance when you've got no flaws?
Don't need deduction or mastery of arts
When you're so cool you can light your farts!
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart, love
Reduced to a cartoon
And cryin' in the gloom
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart.

I'm tellin' you it's true enough
That you my boy ain't got the stuff
To keep me happy late at night
Or win my hand in a fair fight
Sure there was love and laughing, yeah
But he's the Terminator, man
So I'm so glad I gave up on you
The love of my life, my only true
I'm happy here with my Neanderthal Joe
So happy you will never know

Who needs intellect when you've got claws?
Who needs brilliance when you've got no flaws?
Don't need deduction or mastery of arts
When you're so cool you can light your farts!
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart, love
Reduced to a cartoon
And cryin' in the gloom
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart.

(guitar solo)

I'm happy here with my Neanderthal Joe
So happy you will never know
Unless you also move...
To...
STEPFORD!

(feedback, fade)

Cripes.