Gina DC: Continuity Cop

I hate the new opening title sequence though.

Don't friggin' watch Children of Earth, it sucks. I gotta find something good to watch to get the taste out of my mouth. :|

So you'll be a Whovian novelist,
Imagining a plot that mangles time
And defines all Earthly existence
You'll be imagining a plot that mangles time.

On rent that you begged from your parents,
To your girlfriend your excuses are transparent
You'd rather sit there and go out of your mind
While you're imagining a plot that mangles time.

Companions chosen, and Doctor's actor set
And the antagonist is well-developed malice
There's drama, and comedy and love
And the awful injoke puns you're not above

You start off the tale with a flourish
With the TARDIS, in space, whirling like a dervish--
A chase, a capture, romance, fighting crime,
And incidentally, a plot that mangles time.

You're pacing now, chewing your pen
All the scheming has to bear fruit in the end
And history must once more take its course
(With or without an eighteenth-century horse.)

So you'll be a Whovian novelist,
Imagining a plot that mangles time
And defines all Earthly existence
You'll be imagining a plot that mangles time.

I'm entirely sure I'm the only person in the world who sees the word 'Lungbarrow' and automatically starts filking Moonshadow.

Never fails.

I'm being haunted by a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.
Rotting and a-sulking in a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.

And if it ever gets my soul, or my will, but mostly soul,
Oh, if it ever gets my soul, ohhhh ohhhh
I won't have to fight no more.

And if it ever eats my friends, my companions (to the end),
Oh if it ever eats my friends, ohhhh ohhhh
I won't have to love no more.

And if it ever steals my hat, or my brolly, fancy that
If it ever steals my hat, ohhhh ohhhh
I won't tip it any more.

I'm being haunted by a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.
Rotting and a-sulking in a Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow, Lungbarrow.

Etc etc ad nauseam.

Yeesh.

So Jean pointed me at the David Tennant-read 10th Doctor audiobooks-- and I couldn't be more pleased or more amused. I started listening, and oh his accent is gorgeous anyway, but I figured that was as good as it was gonna get, you know, him reading the whole thing just like that. But my god no. HE DOES VOICES. He does -very- good imitations of everyone's voices, and he does all their accents perfectly. It's HIGH-LARIOUS! Especially hearing him switch from his own accent in narration to the Doctor's accent when the Doctor has a line.

Hee.

jayekitty (5:46:06 PM): Il est DOCTEUR QUI!
radiofreetesla (5:49:09 PM): Je suis...
radiofreetesla (5:49:14 PM): ...le Docteur.
jayekitty (5:49:36 PM): Tu n'est-pas le Docteur!  *JE* suis le Docteur!
radiofreetesla (5:57:00 PM): Je m'appelle Rose Tyler, mais quelqu'un doit être le Docteur.
jayekitty (5:58:27 PM): Mais oui!
radiofreetesla (6:00:57 PM): Parfois je suis le docteur!

Jason Carter as the Master.

Discuss.