"I Could Play You"

[evilbeej]

All about acting and you're two dimensional
Bakula could be you in the movie of your life
Your predictabilities are unintentional
Scripted, you are, as the uber-Summers Stryfe

(chorus)
I could play you
You're so two-dimensional
I could play you
You crazed archetype
I could play you
No one would notice
I could play you
And act out your life

'How about,' you say, 'we go to the cafe?'
But socializing ain't defined by clicking of tickers
To print rote responses you give each damn day
Oh god what I'd give just to piss off and bicker

(chorus)

And hey now if we went, perchance didn't talk
Beside talking all you do's get in firefights
I like the damn cafe, so sue me, I balk
At it being razed 'cause of punching out lights.

(chorus x2)