Since Connor asked.

Chibi Breaking Heart -- (chords)

Em		  Am
I'm not real, but if I were,
D		        G
I'd be falling for this one guy here!
        Em	           Am
He'd be way too busy but I wouldn't learn
   D				 G
To see love standing right there next to me.
    Em		     Am
But then one day I'd see the light
      D			   G
After guy the second got into a fight
	Em	   Am
Because clearly anyone can see
     D				G
That brains are stupid and it's brawn for me!

G			 C
Who needs intellect when you've got claws?
D				 G
Who needs brilliance when you've got no flaws?
Em			Am
Don't need deduction or mastery of arts
     D			    G
When you're so cool you can light your farts!
G				     Em
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart
	  D			     G
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart, love
G
Reduced to a cartoon
C
And cryin' in the gloom
          D			     G
You gotta chibi chibi chibi breaking heart.

Oh god. So I'm doomed to be sidekick forever.

I'm George, which ambiguous dyke are you? Quiz by Turi.