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samy, who snagged it from welshwitch.
1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Unable to stand due to his wounds, he was executed sitting in a chair, on 12th May, 1916." --of James Connolly, in the information for the song of the same name. 100 Irish Ballads (with Words, Music, and Guitar Chords), Soodlum Music Co., Ltd., Dublin.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A Weber upright piano.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
...I don't remember. Probably about five seconds of Dexter's Lab while I dawdled through the living room or something. Maybe Teen Titans Go!. If by 'watched' you mean 'sat there deliberately and watched an episode', then...no clue.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11:30ish.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:55.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The house's heating system, the tremendous winds outside, the sundry windchimes of varying scales hanging from branches outside, Route 80 about 3/4mi away, the grandfather clock in the sunroom, my Da crunching an apple, and my internal narrator.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Outside? Or outside my house? Last time I left my house I was going to work. Last time I was outdoors, I was out for a quick 4 AM smoke and marvelling at the brightness of the moon.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
The terrifying translucence of this morning's pot of coffee. Damn it, coffee ought to be opaque.
9: What are you wearing?
A huge comfortable navy blue hoodie with a ripped kangaroo pouch, embroidered hippie jeans, one pink sock and one white sock, underwear, glasses. Not necessarily in that order.
10: Did you dream last night?
Oh fuck /dreaming/, I didn't /sleep/ last night.
11: When did you last laugh?
About ten minutes ago, talking withcorleyj.
12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A whole lot of oil paintings, primarily done by my late grandmother. Very late. She was even late to her own funeral.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah. I've been awake long enough to be hallucinating. Pretty much everything I see is weird at this point.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
It'd be niftier if I were more with it, I think.
15: What is the last film you saw?
"Antitrust".
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
An airship.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I mean well.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make the days and nights longer.
19: Do you like to dance?
Oh yes.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Neither: He's a fucktarded stoat-felching mongoloid sphincter-stretching baby eater who has a lot of very very clever and quite nasty people telling him what to say and do.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Tokyo!
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Tokyo!
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course! It certainly ain't anun!
samy, who snagged it from welshwitch. 1: Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, find line 4. Write down what it says:
"Unable to stand due to his wounds, he was executed sitting in a chair, on 12th May, 1916." --of James Connolly, in the information for the song of the same name. 100 Irish Ballads (with Words, Music, and Guitar Chords), Soodlum Music Co., Ltd., Dublin.
2: Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What do you touch first?
A Weber upright piano.
3: What is the last thing you watched on TV?
...I don't remember. Probably about five seconds of Dexter's Lab while I dawdled through the living room or something. Maybe Teen Titans Go!. If by 'watched' you mean 'sat there deliberately and watched an episode', then...no clue.
4: WITHOUT LOOKING, guess what time it is:
11:30ish.
5: Now look at the clock, what is the actual time?:
10:55.
6: With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?:
The house's heating system, the tremendous winds outside, the sundry windchimes of varying scales hanging from branches outside, Route 80 about 3/4mi away, the grandfather clock in the sunroom, my Da crunching an apple, and my internal narrator.
7: When did you last step outside? what were you doing?
Outside? Or outside my house? Last time I left my house I was going to work. Last time I was outdoors, I was out for a quick 4 AM smoke and marvelling at the brightness of the moon.
8: Before you came to this website, what did you look at?
The terrifying translucence of this morning's pot of coffee. Damn it, coffee ought to be opaque.
9: What are you wearing?
A huge comfortable navy blue hoodie with a ripped kangaroo pouch, embroidered hippie jeans, one pink sock and one white sock, underwear, glasses. Not necessarily in that order.
10: Did you dream last night?
Oh fuck /dreaming/, I didn't /sleep/ last night.
11: When did you last laugh?
About ten minutes ago, talking with
corleyj.12: What is on the walls of the room you are in?
A whole lot of oil paintings, primarily done by my late grandmother. Very late. She was even late to her own funeral.
13: Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah. I've been awake long enough to be hallucinating. Pretty much everything I see is weird at this point.
14: What do you think of this quiz?
It'd be niftier if I were more with it, I think.
15: What is the last film you saw?
"Antitrust".
16: If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy first?
An airship.
17: Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I mean well.
18: If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Make the days and nights longer.
19: Do you like to dance?
Oh yes.
20: George Bush: is he a power-crazy nutcase or some one who is finally doing something that has needed to be done for years?
Neither: He's a fucktarded stoat-felching mongoloid sphincter-stretching baby eater who has a lot of very very clever and quite nasty people telling him what to say and do.
21: Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Tokyo!
21: Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Tokyo!
22: Would you ever consider living abroad?
Of course! It certainly ain't anun!
