Dork meme!

The top five reasons I am a huge dork, a meme stolen from infinitepryde, who got it from like everywhere, because it's a meme:

5) When I am allowed to get drunk at parties, I corner people and explain the entire history, pre- and post- Zero Hour, of Lar Gand. This includes the various versions, and how they all essentially end up being the same dude. Vaguely related, I stumped Mark Waid with an observation on Impulse's lineage post 'Chain Lightning', while vaguely buzzed and sitting between him and Warren Ellis.

4) The Star Trek technical manuals, novels, comics, resource guides, videotapes, action figures, and various paraphenalia I *still own* BY FAR outnumber the pairs of shoes Imelda Marcos owned in her prime of shoe-owning.

3) I write for Interlac. In addition, I nearly have the postboot Legion Constitution memorized, my initial Cosmic Boy app on Brave and the Bold rings in at 131k, I have Legion cosplay gear, I am *making* the friend of mine who was Invisible Kid last halloween *bring his costume* when he comes to visit, I have drafted on-game amendments to the Legion Constitution, I have heavy bets riding on the current incarnation of the Legion of Super-Heroes, I KNOW WHAT HAPPENED TO THE DURLAN IN POSTBOOT, I can explain the Time Trapper, Glorith, and Lori Morning, and the new sneakers I got are purple and black.

2) Ask me anything about the Clash. ANYTHING.

1) I filked Baby Got Back about Brainiac 5.

Baby, these are the tip of the iceberg.

Higher Dorkitude. o.o

...and lo and behold, my dorkitude is COMPLETELY ECLIPSED:

http://www.livejournal.com/users/doqz/108347.html

I love you, doqz.

Also? THANK YOU GC HAHAHAHAHA YESSS!!!

I am Harry Dresden. In my corner of the country, I'm trying to nail things down. I don't want to live in a world where the strong rule and the weak cower. I'd rather make a place where things are a little quieter. Where trolls stay the hell under their bridges, and where elves don't come swooping out to snatch children from their cradles. Where vampires respect the limits, and where the faeries mind their p's and q's. My name is Harry Blackstone Copperfield Dresden. Conjure by it at your own risk. When things get strange, when what goes bump in the night flicks on the lights, when no one else can help you, give me a call. I'm in the book.

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