Aug. 20th, 2005

evilbeej: (Cos: L is for Legion!)
Cos: (darkly) Notice how it's always Trudy covers us, never Condo? Grife, 'The Earth Spins' couldn't /possibly/ be more apt...
Garth: I *wish* they were secret files...
Imra: You just wish you had your manly lightning bolts back on your uniform.
Garth: Shut up!
>WRITERS: Dan Abnett and Andy Lanning
>ARTISTS: p1-3, 4 (bottom) 9-10, 11-16 (top), 17-19, 21 (bottom), 22-24, 26-27, 33, 25-38
>Pencils: Leonard Kirk, Inks: Robin Riggs, Colors & Seps: Sno Cone
Garth: They shoulda got Brek instead.
Imra: Cos, why are you taking notes on /this/?
Cos: So I know who to sue.
>p4 (top)-8, 11-26 (bottom), 20-21 (top), 25, 28-32, 34
>Pencils, Inks & Color: Tony Harris and Tom Feister
>Letters by Nick J Napolitano
>Edited by Ivan Cohen and Stephen Wacker
Garth: (darkly) Sue the editors.
Cos: Don't tempt me.
>Trudy: Nano-cams on line and feeding. Record mode set... Transmit on three... three, two, one...
Cos: But she said three first.
Garth: She's a flavor-of-the-week show fluff reporter. They don't have to know how to count.
Imra: Cos, don't make me shove that Omnicom up where you keep your stick.
>Trudy: Hi! I'm Trudy Trusoe, and on tonight's very /special/ edition of THE EARTH SPINS, I'm getting up close and personal with the United Planets' favorite super-heroes.
Cos: Is that like a Very Special Episode of Blossom?
Garth & Imra: What's Blossom?
Cos: ...if you have to ask, my reputation is still safe.
>Trudy: That's right, /the Legion/.
Cos: OF SUPER-HEROES! Stupid sprocking dirj...
Garth: Yeah, because some people think the UP's favorite super-heroes are the WorkForce.
Imra: Oversight Watch.
Garth: Whatever.
>Trudy: I'm taking my nano-cams to Legion World, going behind the scenes for the first time /ever/ in this Daily Planet exclusive.
Cos: Daily /Planet/? Oh, right, because IRIS WEST ALLEN and DEVLIN O'RYAN couldn't--
Imra: Don't.
>Trudy: Stay with us for wonders, heroes, and much /much/ more.
>Link here for Trudy's Fan Club.
Cos, Imra, and Garth: No, thanks!
>Trudy: And don't forget...the link icons allow /you/ instant access to additional archive data.
>Link here for the Legion Constitution.
Cos: (livid) HEY! Some of that's top secret!!!
Garth: Down in front!
Imra: Garth...we're all in front.
Garth: That doesn't contradict my--
Imra: Shut up.
>Trudy: Just touch your holoscreen for information, /faster/ than the speed of news!
Garth: Yeah, because /holovids/ have /screens/.
Imra: And you can /touch/ holos.
Cos: I mean, the roster of the sprocking /ESPIONAGE SQUAD/ is in the Constitution!!
Garth & Imra: Shut up!
>Trudy: But...here I am in sunny downtown Metropolis. How /am/ I going to get to Legion World?
Garth, Cos & Imra: Take the Trolley to the Land of Make-Believe!
>Shikari: Allow me, Trudy.
>Trudy: Why, of course! It's SHIKARI! One of the /newest/ members of the Legion team, Shikari is an interdimensional pathfinder.
Cos: Interdimensional? Does that mean Kari can take us back to Summer World?
Imra: Summer World is in this dimension, Cos.
Garth: Not if Misters Grim and Gritty have anything to say about it.
Cos: Hell, sometimes I think Pol's in another dimension.
Imra: You /wish/ he were in another dimension. He'd be /safer/.
>Shikari: Let me take you through this threshhold to Legion World, Trudy.
Garth: Get on the magic bus!
>Shikari - Transdimensional navigation, bio-armor. Place of origin: The Second Galaxy.
Cos: Because we've suddenly gone Roman in our naming conventions.
>Shikari is a member of the nomadic Kwai species. Her pathfinding gift helped the Legion get home from their mission to the Second Galaxy. She has been a key part of the team ever since. Kwai navigators now run the threshhold network, providing instant travel throughout the United Planets.
Imra: So now it's a 'mission'? I thought we were Lost In Space.
Garth: Danger, Imra Ardeen! Danger!
>Shikari: The threshold is open. Follow me.
>Trudy: Looks like we're on our way!
Cos: What Trudy doesn't realize is that Shikari's actually taking her on a little trip through hypertime, like Sliders or something. Watch as she encounters her alternate self, who's even perkier and dumber, and whose dress looks even more like Judy Jetson's...
Imra: Don't even go there, fishbowl-head.
>Trudy: Wow! Felt like stepping through a doorway, but we're there already!
Garth: Gee whillikers!
Cos: Holy boobies, Shikari! June is bustin' out all over!
Imra: I thought you were asexual, Cos.
Cos: That's not what you said when I woke up from my coma.
Garth: Okay, enough with the sex puppet talk...
Imra: Jealous, sweetie?
Garth: NO!!
---Lights on.

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