Donahue Family Fun!

Pietro says, "My brother's Masters' graduation ceremony is tomorrow, and since he got his bachelor's last year, he's like OMGWTF i dunwanna goooo. But he has to hand in the gown anyway, which he got handed in a moment of confusion, so I said he could skip and I'd drive it across the state for him so he didn't have to worry about it, and then my sister-in-law was like, 'OMG. You could /wear it/.' And then starts coming up with this distressingly simple and efficient plan for me to actually be able to pull off proxying for my brother. And /only my family/, I /swear/, would actually take this seriously while laughing their asses off, and start contributing ideas. The only reason I /won't/ be doing it is because the ceremony won't be finished by the time I have to go to work. :D"
Wisdom *laughs*!
Scott Summers says, "Oh, good lord. :)"
Pietro says, "And since he's English department, well. Their senses of humor are generally bizarre enough that they would, in fact, appreciate the joke."
Pietro says, "Peter was like, 'Wow. For that I /would/ go. Just to /watch/.'"