Ladies and Gentlemen, I give you the Screwsicle.

This is what I learned in college. Or more or less in college. Or maybe as recently as at Cobi's house. But I made it up, and bentarc named it for me.

1 part Vanilla Stolichnya vodka
5 parts Mountain Dew Live Wire

Adjust to taste.

It's a caffeinated, alcoholic Creamsicle.

It /really drives the van/.