Crappy Legion porn cheap joke.

( Really shitty gay Legion porn jokes using an innocent old comic. It's all I could think of to do for the Workshop in jaypinkerton.cracked.com's forum. )

It's the end of the world as we know it, and I feel vaguely sick to my stomach.

-= Legion of Superheroes =- DDR Champion 3005, Lyle Norg looks up from new comics, points and laughs at Cos.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Cosmic Boy O.O
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Cosmic Boy says, "What now??"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- DDR Champion 3005, Lyle Norg | "I don't know, Thom. I've never felt this way around anyone. The closer she gets, the more my stomach sort of...flip-flops. Is this what it feels like to fall in love?"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Cosmic Boy says, "Around /who/??"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- DDR Champion 3005, Lyle Norg says, "You get one guess."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Cosmic Boy says, "KARA WHORE-EL"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- DDR Champion 3005, Lyle Norg says, "Bingo."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Cosmic Boy says, "That's it. Now we KNOW she's a Mary Sue."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Cosmic Boy says, "Jesus motherfuckin' christ."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Cosmic Boy says, "My taste gets worse and worse every boot."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- DDR Champion 3005, Lyle Norg gets the dartboard, puts Waid's face on it...