Impulse Retells 'Einion and the Lady of the Greenwood'

Impulse also LOL because nuffin' beats a fairytale that ends with 'There is a moral to this story, but it does not signify.'

Power Girl has done too much with Star Fleet Battles and related games. Keep thinkings in terms of the impulses that make up a turn.

Power Girl laughs. "What's that?"

Impulse says "It takes many of me to make up a turn, yes."

Impulse says "Einion and the Lady of the Greenwood."

Hal Jordan says "What the heck kind of fairy tale is that?"

Impulse says "Welsh. :)"

Hal Jordan says "Allow me to clarify my question. :)"

Hal Jordan says "What's the fairy tale about?"

Hal Jordan says "Any time there's a moral that doesn't signify, I gotta hear what the story is."

Sun Boy says "It usually means the moral's either so obvious you don't need to say it, or it's a lewd joke best not repeated in polite company."

Impulse says "A dude who sees a gorgeous chick in the forest, says hi, gets enchanted. She makes him her slave and he begs her to let him see his wife to say goodbye. She lets him, but she has him enchanted so he sees his wife as an old hag and sees the countryside as barren and unrecognisable, but he and his wife cut his wedding ring in half and each keeps half, and then the fairy chick sweeps him away and he has to be her servant la la la. Eventually some wizard dude comes along and is like 'Yo, what's up with you?' And the dude tells the story of the fairy chick. And then the wizard says 'Here, take my staff and ask it to see whatever you want to see, you'll see it' and the dude, still under the enchantment, asks to see the fairy chick AND HE SEES A TERRIFYING GOBLIN. And then he wanders around for like years and years looking like a homeless old beggar. Meanwhile, the fairy chick (GOBLIN OMG) disguises itself as a wealthy nobleman and goes to court the dude's wife and says 'Your husband's been dead in Norway for nine years, marry me instead' and the dude's wife is like '...*SIGH* okay fine' and there's this huge wedding feast all set up and someone's supposed to play the harp but the harp won't deign to be tuned, and everyone like 'lol omg wut do we do' and this homeless old beggar dude comes in and tunes the harp and plays it and the wife is like 'wow lol i love that one it's pritty' and Einion (the dude who right now looks like homeless old beggar dude but just tuned the harp and played his wife's favorite song) is like 'Don't you know me?' and she's like 'lol no' and he's like 'Here's my half of the wedding ring' and she's like 'wut' and he's like '*SIGH*' and hands her the wizard's staff and then she sees that the wealthy nobleman's an EW GOBLIN and then everything disappears except them, the two halves of the wedding ring, and the wedding feast, and they ate the feast and it was really yummy."

Power Girl says "Best story telling ever."

Impulse says "And then it goes 'There is a moral to this story, but it does not signify.'"

Impulse takes a bow.

Sun Boy says "I know what the moral is."

Batgirl says "I bet that's exactly how it was told in the source."

Impulse says "Don't say hi to gorgeous chicks in the woods?"

Sun Boy says "Even if the wedding falls on its face don't let the dinner and the cake go to waste."

Impulse hahahaha

Sun Boy says "Seriously."

Batgirl says "Ah, see, I was gonna say 'appearances can be decieving', but I watched too much television as a youngster. :D"