evilbeej | The Legion Fen Waltz

'The Legion Fen Waltz'

Come along Lydda and Drura and Brek,
Bring all the Subs though they're pains in the neck.
Pack up the cruiser and bring lots of food--
If you luck out you'll see Jan in the nude!

Chorus:
Twelve thousand, half-million, million and more
Camped outside Fortress Lad's big double doors
Everyone knows that we're Legionnaires all
So long as we live here the Legion won't fall!

The Legion's a symbol, a team, and a show;
So wear it, and follow, and watch as they go.
They'll fight for our right not to die in some war,
And fight with each other; they're never a bore!

(Chorus)

The sci-cops ignore us, 'cause what can they do?
Arrest the whole plaza, stick us in a zoo?
Our heroes are stressed so we help when we can--
We're the best damn distraction since Ken's...number Gans?!

(Chorus)

So come let's go watch all the Legionnaires fly
While fen who live elsewhere wipe tears from their eyes
If Dream Girl obfuscates and Star Boy proves blunt?
They'll go with our toast: freedom, friendship, and frunt!

(Chorus x2)

Original: 'Witnesses' Waltz' (c) 1983 Leslie Fish
Lovingly and respectfully mutilated
by Gina DC, Continuity Cop.