Mystery Train, too.

[evilbeej]

At the time of his death, if he lived on Jupiter, Elvis would have weighed 648 pounds.

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[dvandom.livejournal.com]

And being on Jupiter would have killed him pretty thoroughly if he wasn't already about to die, too.

[evilbeej]

SPLUTCH.

Because he is not THONDOR ALLEN, fifth generation Jovian colonist AND THE FLASH of his era!

[unseenlibrarian.livejournal.com]

I remember a long discussion on THONDOR ALLEN being the best name ever. I think it occured at 3 am. As most of such discussions do.

[evilbeej]

It -is-. And they do. And you were probably discussing it with Jenni. :D

[flusterbunny.livejournal.com]

I heart you for that observation.

[evilbeej]

I heart your icon.

[flusterbunny.livejournal.com]

And I heart yours!

[bentarc.livejournal.com]

Wait, you mean he didn't already?

[evilbeej]

FAT ELVIS

[kynn.livejournal.com]

Isn't that how much he weighed on Earth?

[evilbeej]

Argh! :D

[kynn.livejournal.com]

PS:

In the DC Universe, Fat Elvis is a Green Lantern.

Really, it's in the 5th issue of "Recharge."

[evilbeej]

That is both terrifying and appropriate. Do you want half a sandwich? It's very good but there's too much of it. Except I don't think it'd travel well.

[geishaghost.livejournal.com]

was that with or without the impacted stool? :p

[evilbeej]

Ew ew ew!! Probably with. :D