Preserved for Posterity

[evilbeej]

Some things, in danger of disappearance, need to be redundantly preserved.

This is one of them.

From Divisions and Precisions:

Hee. I like Guppy. Guppy is good. Guppy makes fun of stupid MUSHers by posting their stupidity for the world to see. You should go read Guppy, a.k.a. Roxy, as below:

Kitiara says "Oh I compleatly agree that there would be such but it can be helped alot by posture and having a toned back. At least at Dcup (: Oh no, Kit has 5 dex. But then agen, shifters break physics constantly. Its shifter magic (:"
Roxy says "Magic shifter breasts."
Kitiara says "A bulit is unsoakable by the human body, just goes right in and you get messed up... Garou in homid, oww bounced off my tummy. (:"
Roxy says "Honestly, I think you're really off-base with the breast thing. Supernatural or not... you ought to have the back pains from hell."

Hee. Magic shifter breasts. Not only is "Kitiara" nigh-illiterate, Kitiara is someone who has clearly never had breasts. Ever. My guess is the player is an adolescent male.

Posted by Lisa at December 7, 2000 10:21 AM

Boom. Thanks for playing.

Comments

[ex_amurderofcrows752]

...Sometimes I thank God I don't MU* anymore. None of the men at my tabletop game would be stupid enough to not grasp the physics of ginormous racks.

[evilbeej]

But it's MAGIC.

They are MAGIC shifter breasts! Magic SHIFTER breasts. Magic shifter BREASTICES!

Who needs physics when you has a magic? 9.9

[persephoneflame.livejournal.com]

Good GODS I had forgotten this. THE PAIN

[bentarc.livejournal.com]

You know, MSB was on Brave and the Bold long, long ago.

...She really was that stupid.

[bentarc.livejournal.com]

And Garou couldn't soak lethal damage in Homid (which is to say, man-form). Chrriiist.