What PI Really Needs:

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Pete Wisdom has zombie hands from rinsing out the blue dye.
Stan ews at Pete's wrinkly hands.
Junkyard yeeks. How's the hair lookin'?
You say "No, not wrinkly. Just bluish-grey and dead-looking."
Pete Wisdom ehs at Junk. "Black. :/"
Junkyard bahs.
Kyrie keeps her brains far away from Pete.
You say "...brains?"
You say "BRAAAAINS!"
Kyrie eyes Stan. "Not a wor...PETE!"
Junkyard says "RRRRRIIIIIIIIIFFFFF."
Stan protects Kyrie's brains. "Those are my favorite parts of her!"
Pete Wisdom droolbigtoothmunchy staggers toward Kyrie. "BrrrAAAAAAAINSSSS!"
Pete Wisdom giggles helplessly. Zombies.
Stan straps a rocket to Pete's back and fires him to France.
You say "That's what this city needs!"
You say "A necromancer!"
Stan says "Iori's already a n- oh, necroMANCER."
Pete Wisdom wants a plot where some jerk of a necromancer resurrects all the characters that've ever died here and sends them drooling after the brains of the active PCs.
Remy says "You just want a Sandy zombie."
You say "And by characters I mean PCs and NPCs. Because there're a lot more dead NPCs than PCs."
Junkyard screams as zombie Jay clings to his ankle. "Get it off me! GET IT OFF ME!"
Supernova laughs!
Stan | Marley breaks out a chainsaw! ZZZZ! Connor, "Marley, you just killed the zombie Wolverine!" Marley, "He was a zombie?"
You say "And it could affect anyone who's ever been dead, too! ZOMBIE BUFFY!"
"Junk, you've faced worse than zombies."
"It's a zombie? EVEN WORSE!"
Supernova heeeees Stan.
Kyrie just dies. Dies.
Pete Wisdom DIES.
Supernova says "You'd get Zombie Ray with that, Pete. Just...consider.;)"
You say "Yeah!! :D :D"
Stan says "Zombie Seishi?"
You say "Zombie Seishi and zombie Jack! :D"
Junkyard hms. There is that one char concept I had...
You say "NO NO don't kill Ray!" "He's already dead!" "Nuh-uh, he's getting better." | Ray says "I feel happyyyyy!"
Junkyard says "But I wasn't really planning on /apping/ him or something like that."
Supernova heeheees!
Stan says "Zombie Lucius."
You say "Who can tell?"
Kess giggles!
Junkyard says "Who can- dammit!"
Stan coughs.
Seishi dies.
You say "This game needs zombies!!!"
Jane wakes up. "Zombie Jennifer?"
Supernova says "OH GOD NO.:)"
Supernova killed her once! But...she came back, the very next day.
Stan says "Zombie Val. &weak_smelly &weak_decomposing &weak_dead &weak_gross &weak_hunger_for_brains &weak_dry_skin &weak_ewww"