Do you have Prince Albert in a can?

Seishi attempts to work up the guts to call the sheriff and beg an interview.
Seishi deep breaths. Can do this. Nnnn. :S
Junkyard says "You're powerful! You're professional! You're PURE!"
Junkyard says "Do it Sei!"
Seishi says "I'm a WUSS!"
Pete Wisdom says "I can do it! :P"
Pete Wisdom will, too!
Pete Wisdom doesn't think you want me to!
Seishi says "...I'm afraid to ask what you'd say."
Liam says "Dear god, don't let him do it."
Seishi calls. He's not in. Leaves a message.
Liam says "Go Seishi!"
Pete Wisdom beams. "Hi, I'm Tamashii no Seishi, a deadly ninja from an alternate dimension, but really I'm nice. I'm looking to make an appointment for an interview, if you've got the time." ... "Well, us ninjae, we can do things other than *fight*, y'know. My roommate is Sherlock Holmes and he--" ... "Of /course/ not! I'm as sane as the day is long! Look, I just want an interview, okay? Holmes-sama needs it for this psychological profile he's--" ... "You're so mean. I'm gonna cry. I--" ... "A payphone." ... "Don't, I--" ... "Anata wa BAKA desu ka?! I'll ninj them, I /will/!!" ... *sirens approaching* "Screw you too! And the horse you rode in on! *click*" ... "IF YOU WOULD LIKE TO MAKE A CALL, PLEASE HANG UP AND TRY AGAIN. IF YOU NEED HELP, HANG UP, AND THEN DIAL THE OPERATOR. *obnoxious repeated sound*"
Seishi sputters!

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I must share the mind-numbingly horrific tchotchke with the world.