The Pun Master Versus the Infinite Kid, Sidekick to Para Dox
Part One
"Ha-HA! Without Para Dox to stand behind, Infinite Kid, you are HELPLESS! I will punish you with my evil puns!"
"Think again, Pun Master. I only fight you for my own amusement! If I so chose, I could stretch the time dynamics of this confrontation and so avoid the whole thing. But I find your miserable attempts at humor morbidly fascinating!"
"No! No! Don't humor me!"
"Nothing could make you humorous, Pun Master. On the other hand, I could break your humerus..."
"Ooh, good call. Nice one. But you'll fall to my awesome powers yet, Kid! I'll just take out my trusty Pun-Gun and RIDDLE your head with wordplay!"
"Not so fast, Pun Master. Literally! I'll just slow time down and take that nasty weapon off your hands."
"Aaahh! No! I'm the Master of puns; you aren't supposed to make them up! Give me my Pun-Gun back! Infinite Kid, this can't go on...forever!"
"Touche'. But you're wrong, I can make this go on as long as I want!"
"No, Kid, you won't for once. I invented a time-dampening field generator and now there's no way for you to escape!"
"Holy injustices, Para-- oops, wrong paradigm. You don't just play words, you play dirty!"
"At least I don't play dirty words!"
"Ow! Owowouch! That one was nasty!"
"And there's more where that came from, Kid. In fact, I would even say I had an infinite store!"
WILL THE INFINITE KID SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS POWER?
WILL THE MACHINE BREAK AND BRING ABOUT THE KID'S TIMELY RELEASE?
WILL YOU SURVIVE THIS STORY?
Tune in next time to find out! Get it? Time? Get it?
"Ha-HA! Without Para Dox to stand behind, Infinite Kid, you are HELPLESS! I will punish you with my evil puns!"
"Think again, Pun Master. I only fight you for my own amusement! If I so chose, I could stretch the time dynamics of this confrontation and so avoid the whole thing. But I find your miserable attempts at humor morbidly fascinating!"
"No! No! Don't humor me!"
"Nothing could make you humorous, Pun Master. On the other hand, I could break your humerus..."
"Ooh, good call. Nice one. But you'll fall to my awesome powers yet, Kid! I'll just take out my trusty Pun-Gun and RIDDLE your head with wordplay!"
"Not so fast, Pun Master. Literally! I'll just slow time down and take that nasty weapon off your hands."
"Aaahh! No! I'm the Master of puns; you aren't supposed to make them up! Give me my Pun-Gun back! Infinite Kid, this can't go on...forever!"
"Touche'. But you're wrong, I can make this go on as long as I want!"
"No, Kid, you won't for once. I invented a time-dampening field generator and now there's no way for you to escape!"
"Holy injustices, Para-- oops, wrong paradigm. You don't just play words, you play dirty!"
"At least I don't play dirty words!"
"Ow! Owowouch! That one was nasty!"
"And there's more where that came from, Kid. In fact, I would even say I had an infinite store!"
WILL THE INFINITE KID SURVIVE WITHOUT HIS POWER?
WILL THE MACHINE BREAK AND BRING ABOUT THE KID'S TIMELY RELEASE?
WILL YOU SURVIVE THIS STORY?
Tune in next time to find out! Get it? Time? Get it?