May. 11th, 2005

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"Shiki the Squealer"

Folks, now here's the story 'bout Shiki the Squealer,
She had no clue she was a heart-stealer,
She was the roughest, toughest Kwai,
But Shiki had a set o' come-hither eyes.

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

Now, she learned the lingo from this guy, Wildfire,
And he taught her words you don't learn in a choir.
He took her over for a roll in the clover,
Got outta his bodysuit and told her to bend over.

Now, what you don't know's the thing about Drakey,
His wild-fire body means he got an antimatter snakey.
He wanted to get him some sweet Lonestar thang
But the second they touched, they was out with a bang!

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

Poor Shiki, poor Shiki, poor Shiki.

With apologies to Irving Mills, Clarence Glaskill, and Cab Calloway.

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