Oh Legion filk. Sorry, Shikari.

[evilbeej]

"Shiki the Squealer"

Folks, now here's the story 'bout Shiki the Squealer,
She had no clue she was a heart-stealer,
She was the roughest, toughest Kwai,
But Shiki had a set o' come-hither eyes.

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

Now, she learned the lingo from this guy, Wildfire,
And he taught her words you don't learn in a choir.
He took her over for a roll in the clover,
Got outta his bodysuit and told her to bend over.

Now, what you don't know's the thing about Drakey,
His wild-fire body means he got an antimatter snakey.
He wanted to get him some sweet Lonestar thang
But the second they touched, they was out with a bang!

Hi-de-hi-de-hi-di-hi!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho-de-ho!
He-de-he-de-he-de-he!
Ho-de-ho-de-ho!

Poor Shiki, poor Shiki, poor Shiki.

With apologies to Irving Mills, Clarence Glaskill, and Cab Calloway.

Comments

[impactbomb.livejournal.com]

I think I can safely say Shikari loves it.

[evilbeej]

*LAUGHS*

But...

Bang go boom! :D

[terrasias.livejournal.com]

Evil...just evil.

Gives "move away from there" new meaning

[(Anonymous)]

Until I got to the Hi-de-his and the Poor Shikis, I heard it in my head to "The Beverly Hillbillies".

The fact that Minnie the Moocher and The Beverly Hillbillies kind of scan to one another probably reveals a disturbing truth about the universe. Or maybe about just me. Decidete.

Re: Gives "move away from there" new meaning

[evilbeej]

Get a sprockin' LJ already, Merv.