welcome to phrase association at duh o'clock

there's nothing wrong with a little tender loving care
the learning channels characters through the medium of an Author's method acting
like a kid in a candy store
out in the rain
amputation
gary sinise in the civil war between the states of consciousness
salt n pepa hair for an old president with an honorable past
the point of no return
the final threshold for pain
is trudy trusoe interviewing a pathfinder
or safari with a nasa logo because the face is picasso
which is google
not googol or gogol
eugene is my mother's father, dead eleven years and still getting mail
also dirk and shanie live there in my memory
i missed the rob boat long ago, because robber barons aren't klepto
long ago there were pirates, beaming waves
waving beams
o tired zzz.

The Legion Fen Waltz

'The Legion Fen Waltz'

Come along Lydda and Drura and Brek,
Bring all the Subs though they're pains in the neck.
Pack up the cruiser and bring lots of food--
If you luck out you'll see Jan in the nude!

Chorus:
Twelve thousand, half-million, million and more
Camped outside Fortress Lad's big double doors
Everyone knows that we're Legionnaires all
So long as we live here the Legion won't fall!

The Legion's a symbol, a team, and a show;
So wear it, and follow, and watch as they go.
They'll fight for our right not to die in some war,
And fight with each other; they're never a bore!

(Chorus)

The sci-cops ignore us, 'cause what can they do?
Arrest the whole plaza, stick us in a zoo?
Our heroes are stressed so we help when we can--
We're the best damn distraction since Ken's...number Gans?!

(Chorus)

So come let's go watch all the Legionnaires fly
While fen who live elsewhere wipe tears from their eyes
If Dream Girl obfuscates and Star Boy proves blunt?
They'll go with our toast: freedom, friendship, and frunt!

(Chorus x2)

Original: 'Witnesses' Waltz' (c) 1983 Leslie Fish
Lovingly and respectfully mutilated
by Gina DC, Continuity Cop.