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evilbeejThe Pun Master Versus the Infinite Kid, Sidekick to Para Dox
Part Two
Last time, the Infinite Kid was
incapacitated by a time-
dampening field generator,
and losing hard to his foe,
the PUN MASTER!
"Please, Pun Master! No more! What do you want from me?"
"Your loyalty and service...forever! And your assistance in annoying people with terrible plays on words!"
"Never, Pun Master. You know I fight for the cause of justice, which includes literary decency. Your puns just don't fit the bill."
"Well, just see how you like being tied up next to this phaser set on 'pun'!"
"Oh, no! Anything but that! (What he doesn't know is that although I am tied up, I can still reach my time-dampening field signal jammer! He knows I am a former Boy Scout, but he obviously didn't think I was diligent and learned my lesson to always Be Prepared!)"
"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now that I control the Infinite Kid, Para Dox and all of the Kid's associates will soon follow! I'll control the entire Legion of Ludicrous Heroes! Ha-ha-ha!"
"You are a fool, Pun Master, and you have fallen into the trap that all evil villains, uh, fall into sooner or later!"
"You aren't in any position to insult me, Kid, and anyway soon you'll be my slave. Another ten minutes of those phaser-puns, and you'll have no resistance to my will whatsoever!"
"Thanks for completing your exposition, Pun Master. You plan might have worked, but you told it to me! Now I know exactly what to do to stop you!"
"It...it cannot be! Is that a time-dampening field signal jammer I see in your hand? Curses! Foiled again!"
"Now all I have to do is shift the time to ten minutes into the future, and this awful pun-stun-phaser-laser-whatever machine's batteries will be dead, because you're a geek. Then I can summon the do-gooder police patrol to come and put you away!"
"I should have remembered that you are always prepared for everything, having been a Boy Scout. But you won't catch me this time! I'll get you yet, Infinite Kid!"
"Oh, no! The Pun Master is getting away! But there's no time for a chase scene today, even though I have infinite control over, well, time...so remember to drink your Babbletine and we'll see you this time next week!"
Characters and story were copyright (c) 1993 Gina Donahue, but dude. Get it away from me. :D
Last time, the Infinite Kid was
incapacitated by a time-
dampening field generator,
and losing hard to his foe,
the PUN MASTER!
"Please, Pun Master! No more! What do you want from me?"
"Your loyalty and service...forever! And your assistance in annoying people with terrible plays on words!"
"Never, Pun Master. You know I fight for the cause of justice, which includes literary decency. Your puns just don't fit the bill."
"Well, just see how you like being tied up next to this phaser set on 'pun'!"
"Oh, no! Anything but that! (What he doesn't know is that although I am tied up, I can still reach my time-dampening field signal jammer! He knows I am a former Boy Scout, but he obviously didn't think I was diligent and learned my lesson to always Be Prepared!)"
"Bwa-ha-ha-ha-ha! Now that I control the Infinite Kid, Para Dox and all of the Kid's associates will soon follow! I'll control the entire Legion of Ludicrous Heroes! Ha-ha-ha!"
"You are a fool, Pun Master, and you have fallen into the trap that all evil villains, uh, fall into sooner or later!"
"You aren't in any position to insult me, Kid, and anyway soon you'll be my slave. Another ten minutes of those phaser-puns, and you'll have no resistance to my will whatsoever!"
"Thanks for completing your exposition, Pun Master. You plan might have worked, but you told it to me! Now I know exactly what to do to stop you!"
"It...it cannot be! Is that a time-dampening field signal jammer I see in your hand? Curses! Foiled again!"
"Now all I have to do is shift the time to ten minutes into the future, and this awful pun-stun-phaser-laser-whatever machine's batteries will be dead, because you're a geek. Then I can summon the do-gooder police patrol to come and put you away!"
"I should have remembered that you are always prepared for everything, having been a Boy Scout. But you won't catch me this time! I'll get you yet, Infinite Kid!"
"Oh, no! The Pun Master is getting away! But there's no time for a chase scene today, even though I have infinite control over, well, time...so remember to drink your Babbletine and we'll see you this time next week!"
Characters and story were copyright (c) 1993 Gina Donahue, but dude. Get it away from me. :D
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Date: 2003-04-13 10:52 pm (UTC)Definitely my style
Date: 2003-04-14 11:21 am (UTC)I love you.