evilbeej | Silver's Filk!!

***This is to be done to the tune and beat of Eminem's song 'Without Me'.***

Two Legionnaire girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside
Two Legionnaire girls go round the outside
Round the outside
Round the outside

I've eaten a monster
And nobody wants ta eat space whale at all
Except me and it tastes nasty
Well if you want Ultra then that's what it takes, savvy?
And then you'll be badder than any space navy

This looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Because it's time to save the whole UP
The Legion ain't right without Ultra Me

x2

Little villains
Thugs flyin and stealin
Kidnap and zap all the citizens they can
They start realizin prison is worthless
Until we send their nass to Takron Galtos

A Legionary
The Legion is wary
Careful what they do cuz results vary

A Flight Ring
I have to fight things
That might bite where-there-ain't-no-light things

Sometimes disaster
Comes on faster
Than Ultra powers can meet to master

Testing: The Ultra Speed
A feat from meat instead of weed
If you want one power send for me!

Yeah this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Because it's time to save the whole UP
The Legion ain't right without Ultra Me

x2

Rocket or sprock it
In my pocket
I got more power than your whole docket
I'm Ultra and you can't even mock it
Make me go flash vision and melt your sprockin head

Imra Ardeen
You psycho beauty queen
You don't even know who you want to make hardeen
Play my head
Like I'm made of legos
Serve you right if it got you preggo

Brin Londo
You think you're James Bond, oh?
You're a Wolverine ripoff in search of a ho
That ain't Tinya
One touch and I skin ya
Wipe up some nass with a rag that's been ya!

And Winema
You need an enema
You act like some kinda horror cinema
You're kinda hot
But holy grife
You're daughter's hotter and she's my wife!

Oh this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Because it's time to save the whole UP
The Legion ain't right without Ultra Me

x2

Jo Nah Nah Nah Nah,
Jo Nah Nah Nah Nah,
Jo Nah Nah Nah Nah,
Jo Nah Nah Nah!

***

...please don't kill me.

-Jo