The Art of Bandwagoning

[evilbeej]

Ganked and modded from infinitepryde:

Ask any of my role-playing characters, including NPCs and the characters I still have in development/have plans for in the near future, a question and I will answer in an in-character manner.

At the moment, not counting my regulars that're currently being played by Keetee:
Impulse, Cosmic Boy, Natasha Irons, Sandy Hawkins, Lydda Jath, Lori Morning, Pete Wisdom, Heinlein Filmore, Vesper Antagonist, Orient.

If you know any of my unlisted regulars and would prefer to ask them, go for it.

(God I hate apps. Why can't I just play? *sigh* (I know.))

Comments

[chaosrunner.livejournal.com]

So /that/'s who you are.

Okay, I feel better, now. :)

[evilbeej]

That is *indeed* who I am. ;D

[weedivawinkie.livejournal.com]

Too good a chance to pass up. Plz don't hate me!

Bart: What's your favorite food?

(Haaaaaahahahaha. Better to ask what -isn't- his favorite food. Haaaahahaha)

[evilbeej]

YES EXCEPT SUSHI!!!!

Questions:

[unseenlibrarian.livejournal.com]

Wow, this meme again! And it kept the mutation I made last time, cool!

Ahem:

IC Question from Thad, for Bart:

Hey, Bart. I've got a couple options on the material composition for your knees. Would you rather have built in impact absorbers so you use them to break without wearing out, or have 'em of a memory material that can go from flexible to superdense for extra pain when you wham someone in the gilhoolies?

And because it amuses me to ask IC questions, from Thad for Lydda.

*Scratching his head.* "Uh, Have we met? You look kinda familiar for some reason."

Re: Questions:

[evilbeej]

Bart: Thaaaaaaaad, I only need *one* knee!! And um, I don't care, I just want the material to be able to work internally with the same antifriction aura the rest of me's got, so that running won't make the pieces inside go BLOOEY, and um -- so wear and tear's totally at a minimum.

Lydda: ...NO! NO YOU DON'T KNOW ME AT ALL HAVE A NICE DAY BYE! *runs*

[bentarc.livejournal.com]

Impulse:

What do you think of Booster Gold replacing your character with a monkey in the "Scions" TV show pilot?

[evilbeej]

But I was only a monkey for a little while!! Fans like continuity! Doesn't he know that?? But monkeys are pretty cool except Grodd. And Grodd's dumb kid.

[infinitepryde.livejournal.com]

Cosmic Boy: Are you currently working through a Clever Plan, or just faking it in desperate hope that the pieces will fall together?

Impulse: Why in heaven's name do you want a knee that can turn into a robot?

Lori: Who's cutest? Val, Dirk, or Rondee?

Pete: WHAT THE HELL?!? - Kitty

[evilbeej]

Cos: ...of course I have a Clever Plan. In fact, I have quite a few of them. Whether or not any of them get used depends on the information I don't actually have yet. Ahh, contingencies...

Bart: Because anything that can turn into a robot is automatically cooler.

Lori: ...the cutest EVER? Well ROND of course! But I'm pretty sure I'll never have a chance with him. :( And besides, he's mean a lot. And who needs mean? So the PRACTICAL cutest is definitely Val!! Dirk's not cute at all, he's a buttfaced jerk.

Pete: What *now*? Christ, Pryde, you're going to have to be a little more specific than all that...

[technis.livejournal.com]

Bart - Do you think you're ready to become the Flash?

Natasha - How do you feel about your father?

Pete - Who is the most important and positive figure on the mutant landscape today?

[evilbeej]

Bart: Nope! Maybe someday. But y'know... there're a lot of people who want to be the next Flash, and a lot of people who probably *should* be the next Flash, and besides, Wally's supposed to be the Flash until he's like ninety-whatever, so... I don't think I *need* to be the Flash. Which is fine with me. If I *need* to be the Flash, then I can step up. Otherwise, I've got a lot of stuff to do. :)

Nat: I don't.

Pete: What the hell do you mean, the 'mutant landscape'? You realise that's an artificial cultural creation, right? Fucking idiot charismatic psychopaths getting people to follow them, convincing their followers that they're *better* than the goddamn rest of the world so they've got something to feel fucking *special* about, and the leaders getting themselves a batch of sheep to praise them and make *them* feel like they're doing something worthwhile, when all they're fucking doing is starting shit! As soon as you've got yourself a dividing line -- a 'your people' versus 'my people' -- anyone who tries to lead either 'side' in this bullshit is just as guilty as the first ape what cracked another one's head open with a fucking rock because it were threatened by, fuck if I know, a mutant opposable thumb. Or a LACK of opposable thumb. Whatever the fuck, I'm not a scientist. The most important and positive figure ON THE EARTH right now, I'd say, wholly depends on what is most important and positive to you, the individual. The one with the most general positive importance? The Dalai Lama.

[infinitepryde.livejournal.com]

Pete: Hippie. -- Kitty

[unseenlibrarian.livejournal.com]

Some small, horrible portion of my brain has a very good auditory memory. And keeps casting the Pete rant as the voice of Jeremy Piven.