This one goes out to thenowhere.

[evilbeej]

It started on the topic of TRULY DISTURBING TS FREAKS on old superhero games;

[Natter] a/s/l? Trotsky says, "Pretty accurate. You're leaving out the coded leashes on their nakie descs."
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "..."
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "That part I never heard."
[Natter] a/s/l? Trotsky says, "That was the part that made me have to post it."
[Natter] Written by John Jakes: Lenin says, "Um."
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "I told you. Like Cancer Hulk."

it took an unexpected turn,

[Natter] Peener-Bearing Marx says, "Cancer Hulk?"
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "From Ruins, Marx. When Bruce Banner was caught by the bomb in Ruins, he basically exploded with cancer."
[Natter] Peener-Bearing Marx says, "Oh, that."
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "Sam finds it grotesque, so I use it as a contrast."
[Natter] Written by John Jakes: Lenin says, "And apparently was still alive."

and proceeded to veer WILDLY into the brilliantly surreal.

[Natter] Written by John Jakes: Lenin says, "Well, the thing about 'Ruins' is, I see Warren Ellis getting pissed off and saying 'Alright, you little bastards, you want 'Dark' I'll fucking give you 'Dark'."
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin can see him smashing Joe Quesada's face in with his snake-head cane while Jim Shooter holds Quesada down.
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "In my most beautiful dreams."
[Natter] Beautiful Commie Chick ...dies.
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "And then, Ellis would throw Hot Knives at Mark Millar."
[Natter] Written by John Jakes: Lenin says, "Don't forget Zombie Jack Kirby rising from the grave, and kicking Millar's ass."
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "Cigar clenched in his teeth. Dead eyes shining with hatred as he breaks every bone in Millar's fingers."
From afar, Beautiful Commie Chick THBLTS, laughing. SO telling Warren about this.
[Natter] Written by John Jakes: Lenin says, "It would be horrible and awesome."
[Natter] Written by John Jakes: Lenin says, "Then, he'd roll up a copy of 'Marvel Zombies #1' and jam it up Millar's ass."
[Natter] :=^_O=: Stalin says, "Zombie Archie Goodwin, squatting on Brian Bendis' chest and eating his face as he screams for mercy."
[Natter] Written by John Jakes: Lenin says, "...Those would be a couple of really awesome zombies."

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[thenowhere.livejournal.com]

*dies*
I love how you changed all the channel names.
I've always wanted to be a beautiful commie chick. ;)

[evilbeej]

You *are* a beautiful commie chick. :D :D




...commie.