Gina DC: Continuity Cop

This was for Snova's character Ray. Because of Ray's goddamn evil turtle.

PLEASE KILL THE TURTLE

Every time I come to visit I can tell it's plotting my demise its eyes are
beady baleful glaring evil I am victimized it took me by surprise with
jealous hatred seething from its shell the shell that came from hell and
took a thousand screaming wretched souls in tow you know it wants me dead
it told me so it's plotting plotting my demise it's killing time until the
time you aren't home a vicious gnome upon the lawn next door in league
with it a comb a poisoned comb like in a fairytale just resting there upon
the bathroom sink it makes you think I'm going mad but I am not I swear
yo'll find me here one day just dead all on the floor a little castle from
its tank embedded neatly in my chest no rest it never sleeps it merely
sits there on its rock beside the water you put in its tank and thinks its
evil thoughts about destruction and oppression and obsession with my death
and every breath it takes is one more step to the demise it plots for me I
don't feel safe with it around it wants to kill me I can see it on its
little turtle face don't make a sound I can't confound its plans it's
plotting every time I come to see you I can feel it I can cut its hatred
with a knife or touch it when I'm in the room it's palpable and measured
or it's measureless a quark in motion I'm impressed by its compression all
that evil squashed into a shell the shell from hellthe devil's numbers
written carefully in ink that stands against the rain and never washing
off I tell you it's possessed with something that can never love it
festers wicked in the tank and eats its turtle food with no excuses and
it's plotting my demise and I can see it in its eyes so if you want me
still alive then you must kill the turtle kill it kill it make some turtle
soup and mount its shell upon the wall the shell from hell upon your wall
the turtle dead is all I'll ever ask of you you think it's something new
it's not it's been there since the dawn of thought so please just kill the
damn thing if you want me still alive you'll kill it now with no regrets
and you won't blame me for its death because if it gets me then it'll kill
you next and then we'll both be dead and I'll say that I told you so and
so to simplify this mess you'll kill it now you'll kill it now please kill
it now I need a vow that you will kill the goddamn turtle 'til it's dead.