Gina DC: Continuity Cop

Okay.

So since...

( Spoilers here! )

...I have begun reading comics again, as promised.

I had already begun poking at Marvel again with the Wisdom miniseries, and now Paul Cornell <3 <3 <3 is doing a Captain Britain series including MI-13 and it's basically EVERY AWESOME PIECE OF MARVEL UK AND EXCALIBUR EVER are showing up and being AWESOME.

But Marvel is being STUPID and it is not available for subscription.

So please. Call them and ask to subscribe to it. Tell your friends. Get them to call them and ask to subscribe to it.

Maybe if enough people call in and ask to subscribe, they'll cave.

Maybe it'll take email, I don't know. I've never done this before.

Their subscriptions dept number is 800 217 9158.

Impulse looks aggrieved. "HOW CAN THEY MAKE THE COMIC SUCK? The /cartoon/ doesn't suck at /all/!
How can they POSSIBLY make the COMIC suck?"
Batgirl blinks?
J'onn J'onzz says "Which comic?"
Artemis says "Impulse is all bent out of shape over the death fo Cable"
Impulse says "The LSH comic based on the saturday morning cartoon. I figured since the cartoon
was awesome, the comic based on it should at LEAST be better than the current-canon LSH."
Impulse says "BUT IT SUCKS!"
J'onn J'onzz says "Cable died?"
Impulse says "...I don't know, I've got DSL."
Impulse says "Ha ha."

http://www.chivalry.com/cantaria/lyrics/kytt.html is where I found this. I do recommend going there and listening to the recording they've got of it.

( Kytt hath lost hur keye, hur key, Goode Kytt hath lost hur key. She is so sorry for the cause, she wotts not what to say. 'Kytt, why did ye losse your key,? Fore sothe ye were to blame! Now ev'y man to you will say, 'Kytt Losse Key is your name.'' )

For this year, I am doing tech support dressed as---



--Alan Moore.

I will attempt to acquire pictures for the unbelievers.

Ganked and modded from infinitepryde:

Ask any of my role-playing characters, including NPCs and the characters I still have in development/have plans for in the near future, a question and I will answer in an in-character manner.

At the moment, not counting my regulars that're currently being played by Keetee:
Impulse, Cosmic Boy, Natasha Irons, Sandy Hawkins, Lydda Jath, Lori Morning, Pete Wisdom, Heinlein Filmore, Vesper Antagonist, Orient.

If you know any of my unlisted regulars and would prefer to ask them, go for it.

(God I hate apps. Why can't I just play? *sigh* (I know.))

Oh. My. Grife. Lyle? Look at her hair.
It is so blonde. *scoff* She looks like,
one of those Brainiac 5 girls.
But, y'know, who understands Brainiac 5? *scoff*
He only talks to her, because,
she looks like a total prostitute, 'kay?
I mean, her hair, is just so blonde. *scoff*
I can't believe it's just so yellow, it's like,
what the sprock, I mean - gross. Look!
She's just so ... blonde!

I like blonde chix and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when a girl walks in with a great big rack
Balanced blonde hair down her back
You get sprung, gotcha wood like steel
'Cause you notice those tits is real
Wonder Twins in the shirt she's wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna get wit'cha
And take your picture
So your lack of brains don't bore me
On my wall, racks and hair, make me so horny

Ooh, Head-o-blonde-hair,
You say you wanna get in my lab?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't no brown-haired groupie
I've seen them workin'
Hell with them urchins
She's strong, strong,
Got it goin' wearin' just a thong
I'm tired of holovids
Sayin' diversity in my crib
I'm the only one you should ever ask
What kinda blonde I want with that
So, Legion! (Yeah!) Legion! (Yeah!)
Has your chick set up us the blonde? (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'er to hit it! (Hit it!) Hit it! (Hit it!)
Sprockin', I'd hit that!
Baby got BLONDE!
Baby got BLONDE!

I like 'em stacked, and big
Not wearin' goddamn wigs
I just can't help myself, I'm actin' like a Terran
Now here's my error
You're like my mother
And ugh, double-up, ugh, ugh
I ain't talkin' bout new toys
'Cause silicone parts go in androids
I want 'em platinum and juicy
So find that bright-haired double
Dox-a-Lot's in trouble
Beggin' for a look in that Hubble
So I'm lookin' at kinky holos
Watchin' these brunettes fightin' like Jo
They all jones green man-ho
But they can all mack on Lobo
A word to the blonde built sistas, I wanna get with ya
I won't cuss or hit ya
But I gotta be straight when I say I wanna *sprock*
Til the break of dawn
Baby got it goin' on
A lot of simps won't like this song
'Cause them punks like to hit it and quit it
And I'd rather stay and play
'Cause I'm never sprockin' wrong
And I'm down to get the friction on
So, ladies! {Yeah!} Ladies! {Yeah}
If you wanna make lotsa green babies {Yeah!}
Then bleach your hair! Grow it out!
Even brunette-daters gotta shout:
Baby got BLONDE!

Baby got BLONDE!
Yeah, baby ... when it comes to females, style ain't got nothin'
to do with my selection. Triple-breasted whore of Eroticon 6? Heh, only if she's blonde.


...ah god...one more verse to go...