evilbeej: (Cos: Nicked)
Brainy, perhaps realizing that he would do little to assist the diplomatic effort, has taken out his dubious device again and started tinkering while the other make arrangements. Whether this is his version of "Bad Cop" is open to question.

"Victories, no!" exclaims His Eminence, with an honestly shocked look on his well-groomed face; he squints at the holo, and then his eyebrows lift in polite disbelief. "Cosmic Boy? Cosmic Boy's face is well known by our customs officials; they're all last-station failures from the Dark Circle fiasco. I'm afraid there *won't* be a record if he *did* pass through. We will, of course," he adds hastily, lifting his hands and holding them open, a gesture rarely given by a Khund, "make every effort to aid you in seeking out whoever would do something so foolish as to purchase a citizen of the United Planets."

Sun Boy removes an information chip from his omnicom and pushes it over to the Governor. "We thank you for your cooperation. This chip contains information relating to one Katherine Donovan - the smuggler who both obtained and then sold Rokk Krinn. It also contains her testimony to the Science Police regarding the identity of his buyer." He clears his throat. "There are also some behavior patterns you should look for. Reports of an *extremely* recalcitrant slave, for example. Possible initiation of revolts, definately repeated escape attempts. The kind of slave your average Khund overseer couldn't get any use out of. At all. But also one that would become too dangerous for them to outright dispose of."

"It's my understanding that Cosmic Boy's identity would most likely have been concealed before he arrived her," Dyrk adds. "That's why we're looking for the buyer. Regardless, you understand it's essential that he be located."

"More than the usual attempts to displace their owners, then?" The Governor accepts the information chip and slips it into a mechanism on his desk, scanning files rapidly. "Hm. Merchandise acquired around that time, by that factor -- ah. We have one citizen settled down with his former owner's wives and property, and one inept brawler whose price has gone down every trade. But both of them are Khunds. Still. You're welcome to take a look at both of them. If nobody's killed them yet." He returns the chip to Sun Boy, shaking his head, with the information on the new two encoded. "And we'll have our customs inspectors keep a look out..."

Sun Boy considers the two options. He rubs his chin. "That's... very odd." He rubs his chin. "Now, if *I* were the one enslaved, I would probably get rid of my owner and-" He looks at the rest of the assembled Legionnaires. "Hmmmm. Can you get them both brought here?" He asks as he examines his omnicom. "Because honestly, on one hand Rokk Krinn is a *very* smart man. Smart enough to displace his owner, turn over effective control of his property to the poor fellow's wives, and then patiently await rescue." He sighs. "On the OTHER hand, he's got just enough integrity to completely abandon all cunning and- You all get the idea."

"Of course." Functionaries are dispatched - functionaries with, yes, spears, axes, guns, and chains. Because what else would a good Khund listen to? It takes less than half an hour before the citizen arrives, one Gharant. He's a hulking crimson figure, a good seven feet tall; if he had both his hands he might be a challenge for the Governor.

In short, if the guy grunting, "You called?" is Cosmic Boy, Katherine missed a calling in plastic surgery.

Star Boy just remains quiet in the back of the room. He sighs gently, crossing his arms against his chest. He looks to the functionaries as they go running out.

Sun Boy looks up at Gharant and shakes his head. "Oh, *Rokk*. I had such high hopes." He looks to the governor. "This one's not him. I'm sure of it." He reaches out to shake Gharant's hand. "I'm sorry to have wasted your time like this, sir."
evilbeej: (Cos: 3boot)
"So now will you let us in?" Sun Boy asks. "Because I JUST remembered the tune to 'There ain't no bugs on me'."

"...I-- I'm sure it would be perfectly all right-- go, ah, go on in-- I'll notify His Eminence's secretary--" flusters the poor clerk, gesturing at the door opposite the way the Legionnaires came in. "NO! STOP! PLEASE!" screams the Khund at Dirk-- then he practically trips over himself trying to open it for them.

Sun Boy gives a small smile as he waits for the others, and then passes through the door. He gives the clerk one last contemptuous look. Yeah. Who's your daddy? That's right. Sun Boy's your daddy.
evilbeej: (Gina DC)
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started

Get this RP started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for a piece of the fight
Postin' on the b-board with what happens next
We'll be lookin' flashy with our ANSI'd-up text
I got lotsa style packed into every pose
The plot'll take you with it, wherever it goes

I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started

Pumpin' up the action, breakin' down to the words
It's so damn exciting because we're all nerds
Half the scene is freakin' but they're havin' a blast
Then the emit shows up and they're kickin' my ass
I love lulling players, then wiggin' them out
Interwoven detail is what it's all about

I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
I'm logging on so you better get this RP started
Get this RP started

After I'm connected I go out on the grid
All my players +join me and I blow off the lid
Treating DC's timeline like it's Pandora's Box
Gettin' my emitters to dole out the shocks
I'm co-ordinating, so if you're confused
Let me point you at all the sources I used

I'm loggin' on, I'm loggin' on, I'm loggin'
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evilbeej: (Glycerine)
Side scene, Gotham, after Jason goes to talk to Lilith Clay. Starring Anarky.

'...Jason. Jason Todd. I need to talk to you. Please.' )

playlista!

Apr. 20th, 2006 02:23 am
evilbeej: (Cos: Legends-goober)
Long distance to Batgirl: Rokk Krinn suggests, and this is only what I can find off the top of my current itunes:
You paged Batgirl with 'Long Beach Dub All-Stars - 'The Harder They Come''.
You paged Batgirl with 'The Yeah Yeah Yeahs - 'Date With the Night''.
You paged Batgirl with 'Soul Coughing - True Dreams of Wichita'.
You paged Batgirl with 'Radiohead - 'Melatonin''.
You paged Batgirl with 'Primal Scream - Give Up But Don't Give Out (Portishead remix)'.
You paged Batgirl with 'The Pogues - If I Should Fall From Grace With God'.
You paged Batgirl with 'Oh, and of course, Muse: Can't Take My Eyes Off Of You'.
You paged Batgirl with 'Mike Doughty: Grey Ghost'.
You paged Batgirl with 'The Killers: All These Things That I've Done'.
You paged Batgirl with 'Green Day: Extraordinary Girl'.
You paged Batgirl with 'The Clash: Guns On The Roof'.
You paged Batgirl with 'Goldfinger: Question'.
You paged Batgirl with 'No Use For A Name: Justified Black Eye'.
You paged Batgirl with 'Embrace: Ashes'.
You paged Batgirl with 'The Beatles: Blackbird'.
You paged Batgirl with 'Bad Religion: Marked'.
evilbeej: (Bart: Quadrophenia)
TITLE: "Collateral Damage"
WHO: Batgirl, the Flash (Bart)
WHEN: Immediately following Lex's kidnapping of Kon (again).
WHERE: Metro, then Gotham.
WHAT: What happens after Cass and Bart both break.

'Luthor... poured her ashes in front of him. One of the... best people I've ever met... and she spent her last moments... alone... in pain... and in fear... because of *him*.' )
evilbeej: (Jonni DC - Continuity Cop!)
Also, she...er...is affiliated with Aquaman. Sort of. )
evilbeej: (Pete: DO YR HWK)
Board: Academy X
Message: 15/65
Date: Sun Feb 19
Author: Pete Wisdom
Subject: World History/CWA...

-------------------------------------------

...has been rescheduled to a time when *sane* human beings are awake, rather than stupid o'clock: 3 PM, not noon. Same day.

The first and most important thing you've got to understand is that /no one/, likely save some mutant Shaolin monk from high in the Steppes, can know everything. Even if some poor bastard in, say, East Timor - just to be more hypothetically sadistic, yes - DID happen to be perfectly and clearly aware of every singly thing happening in the world through every moment of his life, that's still just one lifetime's worth of comprehensive world history. One miserably short lifetime.

NONE OF YOU SILLY ASSES HAD BETTER BRING UP ANY BLOODY IMMORTALS OR YOU SHALL ALL FAIL.

And one lifetime out of however many billions of years of sentient life on Earth, that's nothing. That's a goldfish fart in a tsunami. And consider that there're only so many years of /evidence/ of written history, and /of/ those years, the unwritten events-- the sheer volume of raw knowledge that mankind has *lost*. If it helps, think of it - world history - as a ninety-year-old granny who hits her head on the medicine cabinet door and gets total amnesia *then* has a *stroke*, has to spend the next year and a half learning to move, speak, read, and write, and then dies the week after she masters the diagramming of sentences.

Pretty crap, right?

Now remember that hypothetical all-seeing bloke in East Timor. There's no way he can write all of it down. Not even if he's Quicksilver. Too much data. So even if everything _could_ be known, not all of it could be recorded, and /of/ what /could/ be, only part of it survives or ever even comes to light.

Got that? All right.

We, as a race - and I'm talking, to clarify for you separatist bastards, about *we* the /people of Earth/ - know precious little about our own past and fuck-all about our own surroundings. I'm telling you, even bloody /time-travellers/ an only read so many books (or whatever, telepathic brain-dumps, *I* don't know). Just as a practical aside, I'll note, this means if some crafty fuck comes up to you and says 'Oi, look here, mate, I'm from the future so you'd best do as I say or it'll be the worse for you, I *know*, I've /seen/' then you're to take it with roughly an ocean of salt.

So. This class is meant to be about world history and current events, and I've just gone and told you it's impossible to actually learn enough of it to matter at all. Now that I've completely discouraged as many of you as possible from attempting to be educated, I'll tell you what I'll actually be *teaching* you:

How to determine what you actually need to know in order to make this world we've got into a better place, using examples from, yes, history, and applying them to, yes, current affairs; how to tell when you're being lied to, and how to compare sources to get a broader view of a situation or news account; how to determine *what is relevant*, and why, and how.

Anyone who likes is free to see me after class and arrange for an independent study -- which WILL be graded -- that protects your sheltered little worldview and fulfills the state's requirements of mass indoctrination.

--W
evilbeej: (Che!)
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Reading list:
Postman, N., & Weingartner, C. Teaching as a Subversive Activity. New York: Delacorte Press, 1969.
Jay, Anthony (Ed.). The Oxford Dictionary of Political Quotations. New York: Oxford University Press, 1996.
Lasn, Kalle. Culture Jam. New York: Quill, 2000.
Pelton, Robert Young. The World's Most Dangerous Places, 4th Edition. New York: HarperResource, 2000.
Engles, F. & Marx, K. The Communist Manifesto. New York: Washington Square Press, 1964.
Bullitt, John M. Jonathan Swift and the Anatomy of Satire. Cambridge: Harvard University Press, 1953.
The National Citizenship Test (1965, Bantam Books)
Goldin, Judah. The Living Talmud. Chicago: Mentor Books, 1957.
Campbell, Joseph. Myths to Live By. NYC: Bantam Books, 1972.
Guenther, H.V. Tibetan Buddhism in Western Perspective.Emeryville, CA: Dharma Books, 1977.
Armstrong, Karen. The English Mystics. London: Kyle Cathie Ltd., 1991.
The Prophet by Kahlil Gibran.
Invisible Cities by Italo Calvino.
Points of Rebellion by William O. Douglas.
Civilization, Past and Present, Vol I by Wallbank and Taylor, USC Press, 1942.
MI6: Inside Her Majesty's Secret Service by Stephen Dorril.
Understanding Media: The Extensions of Man by Marshall McLuhan.
A Dictionary of World Mythology by Arthur Cotterell.
Fighting Chance: Ten Feet to Survival by Arthur Robinson, Ph.D., and Gary North, Ph.D.
Dictionary of Theories by Jennifer Bothamley.
Bulfinch's Mythology by Thomas Bulfinch.
evilbeej: (Cos: Heeeeeyyy...)
Sun Boy says, "Can't sleep? Is it the clowns again?"
Rokk Krinn says, "...I wound up hassling my cat, and then making a cake and doing the dishes."
Sun Boy says, "That is one fucking hardcore bout of insomnia. (Though I would gladly share in it for a slice of that cake)."
evilbeej: (Skeptical Sandy)
Forty-two. The grass ripples in the wake of a light breeze, looking like water in the sunshine. What is the question? Which Lyta? There are so many -- which she? There are so many. Dream-logic and dances with words and meanings: these are the domain of memory and magic and mystery, houses of secrets and houses burnt down.

There's a flash of a different landscape behind the idyll, a broken wasteland of scorched trees and dry earth, stones and dessicated bracken under an overcast sky just before dawn. The woman comes into tired, dreary focus, huddled instead of sprawled, sleeping and not-sleeping as close to what's left of her tree as humanly possible. White hair, thin frame, a sickness of spirit. Lyta Hall, or-- what's left of her. Wraithlike, incomplete. Broken and just sane enough to know she's insane.

This nightmarish scene is superimposed for an eyeblink, then replaces the golden reality of the midsummer day for another, and then with the thunder of heart, that warm daydream slams back into place. Insistently and forcefully, painfully and with a resigned sorrow.

Dream of the Endless doesn't answer while this goes on; his visage cannot grow paler, but is somehow more drawn, more pinched, after this occurrance. His voice is wavy and tired in answer. (You know, Hector Hall. Go to her. Wake her. Give to her what is /of/ her; give of yourself; give what is needed. I have given all I can, but her heart is as broken as her soul is fractured.) The wavy delirium of dream-narration splits off and for a second, the King of Dreams' voice is steel. (*Waste no more time*, thou who art sire and subject both.)
evilbeej: (Cos: We're the LEGION you punk!)
The Ambush of Timothy Hunter, featuring the Legion Recruitment Squad )

!

Nov. 16th, 2005 07:30 pm
evilbeej: (Cos: No Time For Subtlety)
-= Legion of Superheroes =- I know Kung-Fu! Val Armorr says, "Do we know what time we're starting?"
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Long Time Jerk, Cosmic Boy says, "When Dirk gets back on. And I don't know when that is."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- I know Kung-Fu! Val Armorr nods.
-= Legion of Superheroes =- Lar Gand says, "Get one of the girls to take off her top. I bet he appears within seconds."
-= Legion of Superheroes =- I know Kung-Fu! Val Armorr glances at Zoe.....

Guess.

Nov. 2nd, 2005 08:21 pm
evilbeej: (Pete (Alan Davis Angry))
She needed someone to orchestrate necessary changes and keep track of information and its flow, and take any findings to the King. Yeah. King. Of ENGLAND. Whose name /happened to be/ Brian Braddock. Also, if you may recall, known as Captain Britain. We got on fine except for my missing his wedding, there, so I thought 'Oh well at least I get to hang about those two again' - those two being Brian and Meggan - 'can wish them well, and la.'

I did not stop to think 'Oi! Hold off! Braddock's not King!'. You may recall my having mentioned the hangover.

So yeah for the past three years, mostly, I've been His Majesty's Spymaster and personal secretary-slash-bodyguard. In another fucking dimension. That doesn't exist anymore because it wasn't meant to, or -- fuck if I know, I can't understand this Star Trek bollocks. The important thing is that it was all people from *here*, from 616, but none of them remembered the world I remembered. They didn't remember me. So I had to be pleasant, and dutiful, and courteous and deferential and loyal and well-spoken. And it was practically Elizabethan, except the clothing was more Victorian so I couldn't dress like anything but a history-wank reenactment poof. And I couldn't smoke except sometimes a bloody /pipe/, and I /could not afford/ to let my judgement lapse in the slightest-- yeah, no drinking either.
evilbeej: (Che!)


Ganked and modded from [livejournal.com profile] infinitepryde:

Ask any of my role-playing characters, including NPCs and the characters I still have in development/have plans for in the near future, a question and I will answer in an in-character manner.

At the moment, not counting my regulars that're currently being played by Keetee:
Impulse, Cosmic Boy, Natasha Irons, Sandy Hawkins, Lydda Jath, Lori Morning, Pete Wisdom, Heinlein Filmore, Vesper Antagonist, Orient.

If you know any of my unlisted regulars and would prefer to ask them, go for it.

(God I hate apps. Why can't I just play? *sigh* (I know.))
evilbeej: (Cos: Work It Out Alone)
Guys...

I'm sorry Cos is such a dick.
evilbeej: (Cos: Heeeeeyyy...)
|.^.| Chameleon waves.
|.^.| Chameleon swallows Tenzil whole.
|OooO| Rokk Krinn says "..."
|OooO| Rokk Krinn says "Dude."
(FOOD!) Tenzil Kem eats his way out.
|OooO| Rokk Krinn says "YOU GUYS ARE SO GROSS"
(FOOD!) Tenzil Kem slurps Rokk's face.
|OooO| Rokk Krinn says "IT BURNS"

Hot damn!

Jul. 27th, 2005 02:54 am
evilbeej: (Skeptical Sandy)
http://www.livejournal.com/users/drivingblind/130928.html

SEXY SEXY pulp RPG! NEW!!!
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FLAWS: Reckless, Tactless, Violent, Ultra-Metabolism, Underschooled, Resident Alien, Virulently Anti-Corporate, Infrared, Thinks "Hadouken!" Is Funny, Enemies, Stirring The Pot, Temper, Music Fascist, Really Needs Her Glasses, Power Limitations

PERSONALITY: Generous, Reactionary, Opinionated, Charismatic, Loyal, Enthusiastic, Moody, Aesthete, Sense of Humor, Full of LOVE!!, Takes The Patently Absurd In Stride, Compassionate, Temper

POWERS: Pyrokinesis, Hadouken!!, Climate Control, Iron Stomach

RESOURCES: Jet Courier Service, Xerox Machine, Stratocaster, Double Bass, Regular Hockey Stick, The JCS Team, JetShowerCam.Com, PowerBook, Career Opportunities, Google

SKILLS: Driving, Street Hockey, Independent Publication, Research, Propaganda, Stupid One-Liners, Music-Making, Co-Ed Naked Cooking, Wheeled Sidewalk Navigation, Videogames, Warchalking, Encyclopaedic Modern Music Knowledge, Implausible Hockey-Stick Acrobatics, Fast-Talking

TECHNOLOGY: JCS Stuff, B-13 Upgraded Hockey Stick, Flying Vespa, B-13 Upgraded Remote Control

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